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 +1Posted on Jan 19th, 2011 | re: MTV's Adaptation Of Skins Is Terrible (130 comments)

self-indulgent teenagers whose problems were romanticized,basically a whole “ugh,our life just suxx” forcibly made to be entertaining

 +1Posted on Dec 12th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Christmas Specials Edition (198 comments)

this part was so sweet..

 0Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: Glee S02E03: “Hi, The Lord!!!”—West Coast Homosexuals (63 comments)

jason, umph.

 +4Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: Glee S02E03: “Hi, The Lord!!!”—West Coast Homosexuals (63 comments)

i honestly thought that tiny thing was either

1. a cutout of the real kurt at babier-age.
2. justin bateman,somehow shrunk.

 -2Posted on Oct 5th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Bryan Cranston And Kanye West (66 comments)

I don’t live in the US,so I don’t have to pretend to have watched this,or have honestly want to see SNL.But I think the last genuinely good episode of SNL was the one with NPH.And after that,everything became blurry.

 +12Posted on Sep 30th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend's Boyfriend: Mike Cox (104 comments)

yes I know this person is a horrible,obnoxious and ignorably stupid subhuman,and this is a predominantly comedic website,but somewhere it should be highlighted that 4 gays were lost to suicide this recent week,all of them very young.its the weekend but it feels like a monday.

 -1Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Amy Poehler And Katy Perry (103 comments)

this show has been subpar for years,betty white’s episode even,was all about betty white being there,and taking this fact aside,it was a horrible episode.

 0Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps (77 comments)

i have absolutely no interest in this movie,i think that guy who plays gecko & is married to zeta-jones is far too old-looking to be in any movie. But I love reading reviews of really terrible movies,in this case,Dustin Rowles of Pajiba wrote a gem.

 -1Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: One Lord Of The Rings Trilogy Blu Ray DVD Giveaway To Rule Them Ugh (221 comments)

you can have Sarah Jessica Parker,she’s not mine,but noone wants her

 +5Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

its terrific that everyone’s mentioning films most of us know,but the sad thing is for me at least,there is one film that is truly insidious,and in every sense,the ABSOLUTE WORST MOST INFURIATINGLY STUPID film I’ve seen is some bullshit indie called Me,You & Everyone we Know.

oktkxlookasquirrel

 0Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

the ending was just alright,but how everyone was saying the film was just so “real” and “different”,when it was really just trite and annoying (except zooey’s parts,she’s adorable)

 +1Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

worst than the first?

I was completely stupefied with every element of the movie,it was like my intelligence got raped or something.

i.e.

1: Why should we do this?
2: Because one day in the future we can look back and say we weren’t scared,and we did the right thing.

Except that it was a million times worse.

 +1Posted on Aug 4th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 28: #RachelZoeMovieQuotes (279 comments)

“I was once human,now I’m literally just better”

 +1Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: What Should The Tagline Be For The Justin Bieber 3D Biopic That Is Real? (99 comments)

All the PG 13 parts will be delegated to Ludacris.

 -1Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Shark Week! (198 comments)

Cover that hoochie,girl.

 +1Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (83 comments)

read the first book,its OK,until (spoiler,I guess) towards the end everything is resolved very casually,as if the case is being solved by a 7 year old scout.but anyway,i laud anyone who can finish 1000 years of solitude,I attempt to every year and never get to.

 +2Posted on Jul 28th, 2010 | re: Titanic II Trailer And IMDB Memorable Quotes (113 comments)

“if that asshole Elisabeth Hassleback is on this ship,I wouldn’t call our eventual deaths a complete loss”

 0Posted on Jul 28th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is An Idiot (79 comments)

when I used to reside Down Under,they played this every weekday at 1pm.Then,I was a uni-going rut who preferred to eat takeaway lunches over afternoon shows,but now that I’m over that phase and somewhat a functional human being,I have to wonder: who has the time to watch this show? Do offices in the US have special TV’s meant for people to gather and watch The View,or do they specifically cater to bored housewives and lazy school-goers? Another story is that for a while,where I live now,they used to play this show at night,and all that brightness and screaming and cheering makes for a horrible evening show,like watching Ellen after midnight.

 +2Posted on Jul 27th, 2010 | re: Justin Bieber Rides A Segway To Escape Gwyneth Paltrow's New Single (63 comments)

The Pete Yorn/SJ album was short,succinct and totally and absolutely wonderful.Their live performances however,are deathly boring,so its unfortunate that Youtube only has this to offer.But seriously,that album was incredible.

Quick,look like you smell like money.

So this is what it feels like to be manly….*giggles*