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 +3Posted on Dec 2nd, 2013 | re: Merry Christmas From The Kardashians (19 comments)

A nice subtle fuck you to Bruce? The dude…is locked in a giant tube with his hands pressed upon the glass…looking at a manequin of himself wearing his medals. He ll probably die of Asphexia in a few minutes too.

Also he has the title cashier on top of him…given that he is actually the only guy who has ever worked in that family to make money.

THEN, you got the magazines on the floor, the title The End right above Kim. the dollar sign. We all know that the Kardashians, are not here to stay.

THEN you have the contrast between the Kardasian mothers and the African mother who actually takes up more space than any other person in the picture and who actually makes contact with her baby while the other Kardashian toddlers are being ignored with the oldest one being exceptionally bored.

Remember kids, if it wasnt for the haters most people wouldn t be famous!

Thats not true, me and my girlfriend have been together for seven years and we had fun once.

I knew it. I fucking knew it.

Gay people have all the fun.

 0Posted on Nov 22nd, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (106 comments)

At least I’ll

 +1Posted on Nov 22nd, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (106 comments)

I am Greek and unemloyed so…yeyyy for starvation. I d list I ll be able to blog about it.

 +1Posted on Nov 1st, 2013 | re: Just A Bunch Of Tiny Kids Trying To Say "Trick-Or-Treat" (15 comments)

here is a treat for your face

 +3Posted on Oct 31st, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (88 comments)

1) I ate a whole bucket of carbonara last night so there is none left to eat today at work. My girlfriend will be late and eating out is not an option because I am poor and cooking is neither an options because I am a terrible cook who d rather die of starvation than eat his own food.

IRL I lie to people saying I am an amazing cook sometimes lying to my coworkers that I cook the food I bring from home.

2) Also my pants are tight and they are giving my a hard on.

 0Posted on Oct 28th, 2013 | re: A Collection Of Perfect Quagmire Impressions (37 comments)

Sugartits.

 0Posted on Oct 28th, 2013 | re: A Collection Of Perfect Quagmire Impressions (37 comments)

that make up blond lady with the skinny weird looking dog whose one video I ve seen once….

Makes 4.500.000$ per year.

Four million five hundred thousand US American dollars per year. None of the above are decimals.

 +1Posted on Oct 23rd, 2013 | re: That's Your Halloween Costume: The Entire Disneyland Park Costume (17 comments)

“uncomfortably”

 +1Posted on Oct 4th, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpoOoOoky Movie Club: The Innkeepers (57 comments)

This movie was a little bit too “jumpscary” for my taste. It starts with a jump scare and then a phone rings in a way it is not supposed to ring and then I fell asleep because no youngstero and she tries to open a door and the dude jumpscares her and then she wont shut up while she is going up the stairs and I was sleeping so peacefully and she pissed me off and I pressed the mute button.

 +6Posted on Jan 19th, 2012 | re: Piano Prodigy Vs. Hardcore Prodigy: WHICH KID IS THE BEST? (50 comments)

That boy…its like I am watching the birth of a Batman super Villain.
“Haha..Batman…you are no match for …DR.MELODY AHA…AHAHA…AHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

I still believe that Mark Wahlberg would have stopped 9/11.

 +20Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

I ve watched a couple of documentaries about similar situations. Basically people are not cowards, they are just scared that they will make things worst for others. Plus they dont have information.
They do not know if there is a bomb, they did not know it was a suicide attack they probably though oh shit…we are going to Buenos Aires instead of New York.

 +10Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

Actually I believe him.

He is an scumbag racist who left a chinese dude blind. He would love the opprtunity to attack mid eastern dudes.

 +7Posted on Dec 19th, 2011 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Kim Jong-Il (19 comments)

RIP.
You are now not pooping in heaven.

 -1Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: Can We Talk About Tallafornia, The Irish Jersey Shore? (64 comments)

Am I the only one not hating on these people?

I watched the first season of Jersey Shore and liked some of the characters. Pauly D, Vince, Ronnie are cool. I haven t seen talafornia but from the trailer I just see slutty girls and show offs, and I am cool with both of them (especially slutty girls).

 -2Posted on Nov 30th, 2011 | re: Occupy THIS (25 comments)

Step right in pussy lovers…

 0Posted on Nov 20th, 2011 | re: Finally, Rampage: The Movie (36 comments)

I am still waitting for “ET:The game:The movie” to come out.

 0Posted on Oct 25th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (16 comments)

Christian Bale? Check.
Brutal Deaths (including those of children)? Check.
Apocalyptic scenery?Check.

Consider this movie watched.

 +1Posted on Oct 18th, 2011 | re: Please Remove Your Toddler From The Toilet (22 comments)

Whatcher doin in e toilet?
Leave the trash alone…
no….dont take the shit paper o…stop.eating.the.shit.paper.
thats nawsty….covering yourself in shit…dont…

 0Posted on Oct 4th, 2011 | re: Got My Girl #Swag On! (28 comments)

Hitler > Teenage Girls.

 +1Posted on Oct 1st, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

Wait…
Rob Lowie, Frank Castle, Piven, drugs, a burried secret (a dead prostitute possibly?) and SASHA GREY?

How is this not the best movie ever?

 0Posted on Sep 23rd, 2011 | re: This Is Your Lucky Coin: The We Killed Osama Bin Laden Coin (40 comments)

No Anti-Americano here (on controir) but this is not a very proud page in America’s history.
Did you people realise, that the most technologically advanced nation, spend shit loads of $$$, hunting the most hated person on the face on Earth and finally managed to find him…

…a decade later hiding in his own luxurious house.
He was probably like 90 years old, led a full happy life and enjoyed a quick painless death.

Justice.