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 0Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Gwyneth Paltrow And Cee-Lo Green (61 comments)

i dont like how NBC is mainly smart/cute funny, opposed to smart/mean funny. miss the Will Ferrell days of SNL when he could do a sketch like “Happy Smile Patrol”, probably one of the sickest/graphic sketches in SNL history. Paul Brittain/Bill Hader seem like legit bros w/Ferrel like potential for subversiveness. Digital Short guys are now too cute for their own good. If I ever meet one of em, I’d just like to be like, “Hey guys, remember when you had balls?” seems like when they first started they were hungry, but are now content being apart of SNL establishment, ala Jimmy Fallon. Dude gave it a try, failed miserably, and came back crying to Lorne Michaels. Now he’s doing his cute guy routine everynight nerding out with Steve Martin, Martin Short, and every other big name SNL alum promoting it, NBC, and NBC related shows/movies (through their parent company). Maybe I’m just too cynical to enjoy SNL, which I could easily overlook, if it was actually funny.

 +6Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: MTV's Adaptation Of Skins Is Terrible (130 comments)

I spend a lot of time on tumblr these days, and thats how it was discovered, i think, and thats where all the buzz originated here in the states. Theres also another UK show called Misfits, thats super popular on tumblr, which they’re already planning a U.S. version of… so chalk this up as an obvious attempt to co-opt an internet culture. the millions of little tween-teenage consumers will prob eat it up. the smarter ones will migrate to the uk version. MTV doesn’t start trends anymore. lucked out with Jersey Shore. they’re establishment-internet-vampires always scouring the internet for what is really resonating with youth, then sucking whatever truth is in it to make it consumer ready. i really wish Jersey Shore didnt exist, MTV was on the verge of death, and that piece of shit show resurrected it.

North Carolinans are so dumb they care about other states issues. Soon you’ll have candidates in North Carolina saying that New York should increase subway fares to fund North Carolina wine mixers.

orrrr… Dear Pope, thanks for the Groats.

Dear Pope, thank you for allowing the spread of Groats Disease. Just kidding.

 +4Posted on Sep 28th, 2010 | re: True Grit Trailer, You Guys (80 comments)

That shot of Josh Brolin reminded me of the goonies. You know that scene when he runs outside and is all “They took my bike! Im gonna ..!!”

 -14Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Amelia (171 comments)

I also was looking forward to the “Amelie” bashing. Amelia is too easy a target.

 +30Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Amelia (171 comments)

I only knew of Amelia Earhart because she was in this “Mysteries and Monsters” book I had when I was 7. And in it she crashed in The Bermuda Triangle and there was this rad picture of her on the bottom of the sea as a skeleton with seaweed all over her and she was wearing her aviator outfit. But that doesnt have anything to do with the movie.

 +3Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: Dear Outsourced, Please Kill Yourself (215 comments)

Indian Food is fucking delicious.

 +5Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Amy Poehler And Katy Perry (103 comments)

SNL has no edge left. I’m bored with it. I probably won’t watch at all this year. i’ll let the grandmas on MSNBC yap about the latest political sketch, and wonder why this grandma show still has indie cred. *shrugs*