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 +37Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (72 comments)

Thursday night tv is so incredibly great. Are we all cowabunga on this?

 +5Posted on Oct 29th, 2009 | re: The Very Best Pumpkin Head Halloween Dance Of All Time In The World (118 comments)

Headless Horseman and Charlie Kelly’s Green Man sure raised one hell of a kid!

Nothing about this post is mediocre. Everything about this post is a gift. Thanks Amil!

 +3Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Martha Stewart Does Not Watch Mad Men (43 comments)

“I was once in a bikini and you looker younger than I thought. All about me, it’s a good thing.” – Martha Stewart

 +1Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gone In 60 Seconds (112 comments)

YES! Horrid film! Nail polish color was a plot point!!!

 0Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: Ricky Gervais To Host The Golden Globes (20 comments)

Can’t he host the Emmy’s or the Oscars? The reason I like the Golden Globes is b/c it has no host and goes by quickly. I’m sure he’ll be great, he always is, but must we make it longer? Kate Winslet will have no time to have orgasms when she receives awards if there is a host! Enjoy: (about 22sec in)

 +2Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: Mad Men S03E11: See Dick Cry (37 comments)

Never leave again, Joan Harris and Roger Sterling. You are so glorious and we all really miss you when you guys are gone.

Horse meat and hobos. THIS SHOW DOES IT ALL!

 +13Posted on Oct 24th, 2009 | re: The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World (258 comments)

I guess there is going to a puppet murder. You know how you can’t spell puppetslaughter without laughter! I trust 30 Rock, they haven’t failed me so far. Tina and company, take me down into the crevasse. Sometimes you have to go down to get back up.

 +21Posted on Oct 24th, 2009 | re: The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World (258 comments)

We don’t want no part of your dumb ass Comedy Central Show, ya freak bitch!

 +5Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (62 comments)

“What’s for dinner tonight? I want pierogies!” – Tracy Jordan

30 Rock killed it last night. The Office was okay. It’s amazing how much joy I get out of Jim and Pam swearing. Those beeps and blurry mouths slay me.

 +9Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (62 comments)

Creed crying during that aria killed me. More Creed indeed.

 0Posted on Oct 20th, 2009 | re: Glenn Beck Cries Because We Don't Live In A Coke Commercial Anymore (67 comments)

Glenn Beck,

Andy Rooney plays “Do You Remember a Simpler Time?” way better than you. He also doesn’t cry. Nut up!

 +1Posted on Oct 20th, 2009 | re: Richard Heene's Psyience Detective Theme Song (26 comments)

“Put one of my girls in a balloon right now fake assistant! That could have been me with my own kick ass theme song!” – Kim “Tardy for the Party” Zolciak

 +2Posted on Oct 20th, 2009 | re: In England, They Call "Sitcoms" "Lorries" (9 comments)

Cranston……why are you crying?

 +3Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Honey (154 comments)

I truly think she is on the Autism Spectrum. Watch this and see if you agree. I hate that I’ve seen this, ugh

 +4Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: We All Have Epilepsy (36 comments)

Only in our dreams Brandon M, only in our dreams.

 +2Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: What Up With That? (40 comments)

I was surprised by Gerard Butler. I was thinking, “Hey you aren’t that funny, but you really go for it. You are a pleasure to watch.” I really expected him to be garbage, but he wasn’t. Good for you Gerard Butler.

Jason Sudeikis can come to my dance party whenever he wants. High five for Floyd the Flower Guy!

 +3Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: We All Have Epilepsy (36 comments)

Agreed. This episode was great, but we have only a few episodes left. Matthew Weiner, answer these questions please!
1) When is Betty going confront Don?
2) When are Pete and Peggy going to have it out about that whole “we have a child together thing”?
3) SAL! Is Sal okay? Did he get any? He deserves to.
4) Joan and Dr. Mediocre McRape need to split up. Do it.
5) Carla gets a new job. Will she get one?

You have 3 episodes left Mr. Weiner. Get crackin.

 +3Posted on Oct 16th, 2009 | re: Glee: A Treatise (63 comments)

If we all watch Glee, maybe Fox will realize that it can have a hit comedy that doesn’t involve Seth MacFarlane! USA! USA!

Jane Lynch owns Glee. Watch just for Jane Lynch, the rest will fall into place.

 +2Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 | re: Jon And Kate Cancelled! (20 comments)

I admit it Videogum! I used to love Jon & Kate, but not Jon & Kate. They were always terrible. I love their cute children and I really hope the remainder of their childhoods are kept as normal as they can be. I will miss Alexis and her reaction to aldergators however.

 +1Posted on Oct 14th, 2009 | re: Who Should Die On TV? (168 comments)

Elmo. I fucking hate Elmo.

 0Posted on Oct 14th, 2009 | re: How Could A Sniper "Prank" Possibly Go Wrong? (27 comments)

Fozzy Bear would be another TV character I wouldn’t mind seeing dead. This clip was horrifying.

 +2Posted on Oct 14th, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: We Gather Together (15 comments)

Is Hope the 80′s Betty Draper but less interesting and less sexy? God Hope, read The Fountainhead and stop already. She is exhausting!

 0Posted on Oct 13th, 2009 | re: George Lopez To Continue The Attack On 10PM (11 comments)

I have hope. He’s going to be on 30 Rock making fun of himself and a puppet will be murdered. See!

Jack also begins to meddle in Liz’s (Fey) comedy series, pressuring her to make the show more appealing to “real Americans,” not just intellectuals (translation: Dumb it down), he adds.
“He and Liz make a trip down to Stone Mountain, Ga., Kenneth’s hometown, to find a new comic voice, and they run afoul of a Southern ventriloquist played by Jeff Dunham,” Carlock says. “Jack thinks he’s the funniest thing he’s ever seen and accuses Liz of Yankee snobbery. It all culminates in the murder of a ventriloquist doll. Jack and Liz can’t go to small-town America and not get run out on a rail.”

 +6Posted on Oct 13th, 2009 | re: Who Should Die On TV? (168 comments)

How about Keenan’s French Def Jam comedian Jean K. Jean? I liked it better when I was 10 and it was Pierre Escargot. Enjoy America

 +5Posted on Oct 13th, 2009 | re: Gossip Girl S03E05: Rufus And Lily Are No Jim And Pam. Also: Sonic Youth? (48 comments)

I did not watch this episode (yay?), but was there no Chuck and Blair? I enjoy their unceasingly ridiculous relationship. Also, when did Little J become Courtney Love Lite?