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“well this is my last play date with suri”

 +7Posted on Jul 30th, 2013 | re: Blake Lively IS The Quote Of The Day (75 comments)

personal life involving banging ryan reynolds > any type of work

 +9Posted on Jun 18th, 2013 | re: Wait, So, Did M. Night Shyamalan Write She's All That Or Not?! (19 comments)

your friend can’t spell night?

 +10Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: Mark Hamill Knew About The Star Wars News For A Year?!? (54 comments)

as long as han solo saves his wife and his family it will work out ok

 +7Posted on Aug 24th, 2012 | re: The Internet Is Safer Than We Think (25 comments)

Just add some cold fresh fruit and milk to that oatmeal and it will be fine.

 +2Posted on May 21st, 2012 | re: Kristen Stewart Has The World's Shittiest Life (56 comments)

i don’t have a suggestion but i’ll know it when i hear it

 +2Posted on May 11th, 2012 | re: Can Coach Taylor Talk To You About Something? (22 comments)

kyle chandler looks like marcus mumford
and they are both sexy
i would allow them the honor to tell ME something, AYO

 +2Posted on Mar 8th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Song About Rick Santorum (61 comments)

everytime i see his signs i think they are anti-santorum because the eagle in the “o” looks like a circle with a slash through it. someone very clever is on the inside…

 +9Posted on Feb 29th, 2012 | re: 1988 News Report Gets SERIOUS About Computer Viruses (34 comments)

mark eichin must be on rumspringa

 +14Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 | re: Ellen Scores A Point For Gay Rights AND JC Penny's Brand Image (72 comments)

Hey monsters – how about letting one million moms know what narrow minded asshats they are?

they want your feedback:
“We appreciate hearing from our members. If you would like to send us a comment, criticism, or word of thanks, please send it to:”

will do.

look at these fucking hipsters

 +103Posted on Feb 6th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Very Racist Political Ad (42 comments)

i disagree – i love it long time

 +10Posted on Jan 26th, 2012 | re: Host Of Wheel Of Fortune ISN'T A Job You Have To Do Sober? (56 comments)

•about drinking margaritas? silly question
•I feel america really connects with my laid back attitude
•I know…right?
•The cocaine helped with that
•Yes…and fantastic
•I’m a millionaire,
•That sounds about right.
•Great! have you seen her lately? looks 21 still.
•She far surpassed me. mostly because she didnt have to talk to much during tapings
•are you even human? new episodes air 5 days a week at 7pm

 +7Posted on Jan 9th, 2012 | re: The ShamWow Guy Is The Schticky Guy Now (35 comments)

i’m less concerned with how he’s talking because i’m focused on why he is walking like gollum

 +13Posted on Dec 2nd, 2011 | re: It Is A Friday Morning During The Holiday Season, Is It Not? (23 comments)

apparently the boy @1:51 is to cool for a high five.
CMON kid! no one is EVER to cool for a high five.

 +9Posted on Dec 1st, 2011 | re: I Hate Tom Brady (49 comments)

the only thing more annoying than a crying, unintelligible child is….
tom brady

 +6Posted on Sep 29th, 2011 | re: The Free Flexor Is OUR Generation's Shake Weight (41 comments)

right?! been doing this for years – zero results

 +7Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: Scary Demon Puppy And Also Other Puppies (37 comments)

you love its EYES?!?!?! the EYES are cute?
you can make it up – kelly is in love with steve buscemi, buys hot buscemi minidress, wears dress while watching fargo, then volunteers as a firewoman in little italy to realy connect to her crush

 +14Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 | re: Quote Of The Day (32 comments)

more useful info from an average, working mom

 +8Posted on Jun 10th, 2011 | re: Give Us A Smile C'Moonnnnn (51 comments)

that’s why all the humans are OUTSIDE the van.
they know

 +20Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: Bicyclist Gets A Ticket, Makes A Silly Video (73 comments)

I wish his ticket would have been $130
what a dick

 +7Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: Thank God It's Fnightmares (54 comments)

“I literally just died while watching that nightmare video” – rachel zoe

 0Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: Well, This Lindsay Lohan "Short Film" Is Terrible (51 comments)

thats a reply to monsterbeard.

 +3Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: Well, This Lindsay Lohan "Short Film" Is Terrible (51 comments)

Linsday: Always Loaded

 +34Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Justin Bieber Has A $25,000 "Stewie" Chain (38 comments)

this is the way the world ends
this is the way the world ends
this is the way the world ends
not with a bang but a $25000 cartoon chain