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 +9Posted on Jan 6th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (43 comments)

A millionaire man who is a celebrity? Is that me? It sure sounds like me… I’m totally worthy a try, too!

I like you, Tony.

 +1Posted on Nov 11th, 2010 | re: Colleen Thomas Explains Monday's Secret Missile Launch (64 comments)

So excited about album 4!

 +1Posted on Oct 28th, 2010 | re: Barack Obama On The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (64 comments)

Can’t wait till Colbert gets a chance to interview him. That will be rad.

Also, while watching this absolutely booooring interview, I came to the conclusion that Obama really has no sense of humor. Not that a president actually needs one to do his job well, but still… you’re on a comedy show, Mr. President! Couldn’t you have one of your staff writer’s give you a few jokes?

Oh well, he’s the president, not an entertainer…

 +2Posted on Oct 20th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Luke Perry At Dragon Con (188 comments)

“Hold that man in your tender clutch, hold that man I love so much…”

My good friend has something to say:

 +4Posted on Oct 20th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Luke Perry At Dragon Con (188 comments)

Is that Antony Hegarty?

 0Posted on Oct 20th, 2010 | re: The End Of The World Postponed?! BUT I HAVE ALL THESE BEANS! (52 comments)

But where’s Tom Bosley? I’ve been looking for him all day…

 +19Posted on May 28th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (142 comments)

Hooray! I made it into the Editor’s Choice! (First time is the best!)

On a diff’rent note (ha?): I’m leaving tomorrow for Africa! Woohoo! So for two weeks I’ll be without the internet and without the funny and/or thoughtful and/or entertaining comments on this here blog.

For some reason I just felt like sharing because I’m super excited for this trip. Anyway, keep up the good work VideoGummers!

Peace.

 +9Posted on May 28th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (142 comments)

It wasn’t an actual stroke…but we could call being taken off life support a DIFFERENT stroke.

um…

 +9Posted on May 28th, 2010 | re: The Porno Switcheroo Archives: School Photos DVD (32 comments)

I guess it could be easy to get the “Rock Crusher School Photos” dvd mixed up with “Cock Rusher Schoolgirls” movie.

(sorry)

 -4Posted on May 28th, 2010 | re: Hitler And All The Nazis Were All Homos, Says Some Fucking Asshole (82 comments)

Y’know what’ll REALLY get to this guy??? Let’s make fun of him! on the INTERNET!!!

oh well. It’s a free country…

…no thanks to you and Lyle!

 +6Posted on May 28th, 2010 | re: ATTENTION NEW YORK: YOUR SUBWAYS ARE COVERED IN URINE (50 comments)

They should put couches on the subway. Then they could just flip the cushions over whenever Papi has to sit down…

I didn’t read the whole post, sorry Gabe. My eye started to get all buggy. I’m going outside!

 +7Posted on May 27th, 2010 | re: Justin Bieber's Face Is A Door Magnet (40 comments)

well, when a male bieber and a female bieber love each other very much, they share a special hug…

 0Posted on May 27th, 2010 | re: Justin Bieber's Face Is A Door Magnet (40 comments)

this whole crazy world is quite bizarre!

but i think i know what you mean…

 +6Posted on May 27th, 2010 | re: Which Handbag From Sex and the City 2 Are You? (93 comments)

A hot pocket?

(oh please say yes!)

if so? what flavor?

 +4Posted on May 27th, 2010 | re: Which Handbag From Sex and the City 2 Are You? (93 comments)

I wanna be the “European Carryall” that Jerry carries (get it?) around on some episode of Seinfeld…A “manpurse” if you will…

 0Posted on May 27th, 2010 | re: That's Your Mom: American Idol Superfan Mom Whose Life Is Ruined Now (62 comments)

What’s the difference between a duck?

 +4Posted on May 27th, 2010 | re: FACT: Space Jam Was Based On Myan Prophecy (35 comments)

“I didn’t know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture!”

 0Posted on May 27th, 2010 | re: American Idol Season/Simon Finale Open Thread (41 comments)

Wow, for not liking an/or watching American Idol, you sure write a lot of words about it! But it’s okay…a lot of people do.

anyhoo, Crystal Bowersox was kind of cool. I think she could make some good albums.

Peace.

 +2Posted on May 27th, 2010 | re: Heidi Montag's Transformers 3 Audition (38 comments)

If she really wanted to impress Mr. Bay, she should have used more unnecessary explosions in the middle of a highly-populated metropolitan area. Cuz we all know that’s the best place to have fight scenes…to keep the public safe…

 +2Posted on May 26th, 2010 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Art Linkletter (12 comments)

That would be creepy and scary. but at the same time, it would make my day to be the topic of a Videogum post. Granted, it would be my very last day…

 +11Posted on May 26th, 2010 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Art Linkletter (12 comments)

…I was confusing him with me…then i thought, “Hey, I’m not Art Linkletter!” whew.

 +5Posted on May 26th, 2010 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Art Linkletter (12 comments)

Kind of sad, but holy cow! 97! What a life he had. be at peace, Mr. Linkletter.

 +5Posted on May 25th, 2010 | re: One Slammer To Rule Them All (38 comments)

Was anyone else sad when Shadow Slammer broke the guitar? I was sad…