Profile 

Latest Comments

Comments

 0Posted on Aug 17th, 2010 | re: Teenagers, You're Liking Music Wrong (225 comments)

I dont know if anyone’s said this yet but 10 gauge plugs are actually really small. This is because gauges are measured in the same way electric cabling is measured in that the larger a gauge is numbered, the smaller it is. For reference purposes, 10 gauge plugs or wires would have a 5mm diameter whereas a 0 gauge actually has a 52mm diameter! I only say this because I just installed a new stereo in my car and had to get some big fat (small numbered) cables for the ultracapacitor. Just kidding. I don’t have a car.

 +4Posted on Aug 17th, 2010 | re: VIDEOGUM DARE: Name A Movie That Looks Worse Than Love And Other Drugs (131 comments)

Can’t wait for the Bob Dole cameo.

 0Posted on Aug 7th, 2010 | re: Party In The UGA (116 comments)

There is seriously no excuse in 2010 for an audio mix that bad.

it may take a baby to raise a village, but it also takes a katana to open a katana these days.

 +2Posted on May 10th, 2010 | re: That's Your Yo-Yo Master: Kenny "K-Strass" Strasser (43 comments)

It’s sort of like that time when Dan Deacon was on NBC morning news in 2005.

My favorite part of these is that he clearly added the music in “post-production.” I think IRL he was just prancing about in total silence while the old people worried about whether or not they actually wanted Catalina on their iceberg.

 +6Posted on May 1st, 2010 | re: Stephen Baldwin On Restore Stephen Baldwin (21 comments)

Did anyone else get 54 photos into the 218 photos of Stephen Baldwin at the bottom of the interview before you even realized what you were doing?

 0Posted on Apr 23rd, 2010 | re: Fake Rap Poetry Slam 4 Jesus, Or: Dear 2012 (49 comments)

I hate to say that I know this, but this is fairly well-worn territory for the “cutting-edge” evangelicals. 1993 version via Soap Opera references: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yaMMHdHDck

 0Posted on Feb 25th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Robert Pattinson Pillow (112 comments)

Has Love finally gone Soft? Find out this spring when Henry Rollins plays Robert Pattison in “Body-Pillow Guard.”

 +5Posted on Feb 12th, 2010 | re: The Very Best Pumpkin Head Valentine's Day Dance Of All Time In The World (34 comments)

sometimes the internet is purebred perfect. this is those times.

 +9Posted on Dec 11th, 2009 | re: Jersey Shore S01E02: I See Drama. I See Drama. (46 comments)

we have a situation

 +7Posted on Dec 11th, 2009 | re: You Can Make It Up: Hanukkah On The Jersey Shore (51 comments)

wolf gets blitz’d!

Hosted by imgur.com

 +27Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Where The Wild Things Are (122 comments)

I went home and turned my bed into a fart. And had all the best dreams. 1) smoked weed with my parents 2) hid a dead body with no arms under the couch

 -1Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 | re: Aziz Ansari On The Late Show With David Letterman (17 comments)

i know; i was b’ing SARScastic. but seriously. the dave and az az x=change was so phony baloney to me because i perceived that dave was just reading the next cue from the card. the stories were SET UPS. i do wish he talked about going to princes house and trying to use princes bathroom though.

 -1Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 | re: Aziz Ansari On The Late Show With David Letterman (17 comments)

i just realized that david letterman had all the set ups to aziz’z jokes written down on one of those blue cards. Do they always do that on latenight televsion? I thought that the guy on the right (left 4 carson) asks the questions only right at the time that the person on the left (right 4 carson) hears them for the first time. I didn’t realize the contestant or whatever could actually write a script out ahead of time and give the INTERVIEW-ER the short bitsie “questions”. that’s so fucked.

 +1Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: That's Your Music Video: Tom OC (69 comments)

this is truly the most authentic way to use autotune. he didn’t “touch” the settings. just kept it natural with the default chromatic scale setting. if you wanna get “dat sound” you have to actually know what key your song is in and select it. but “dat sound” is well played out now. fucking chromatic scale is where it’s at. you know balkan teens be jumpin off at this shit.

 0Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: Housewarming (19 comments)

I thought this show was called “Cupid” and starred JayJay Pivon as a low rent dating coach? What gives?

 +5Posted on Aug 24th, 2009 | re: One Thing Leads To Another (54 comments)

is it culturally insensitive to call this “Fright of the Bumblebee”?