You mean the powers that be chose a fratty white man to replace Fallon on Late Night? Improbable!
Whoa, this is like the Monsters’ Ball of my dreams!
Great, he’s going to clutch me tightly and tell me all about how he “really feels” about the Spider-Man reboot again because I’m the “only one who understands.” What a psycho.
I hope Garfield thinks twice before entering Heathcliff’s turf. No one should terrorize his neighborhood.
The projectionist probably just accidentally reached for “Motorboat Willie.” Could happen to anyone.
It was very gallant of him to arm his opponent like that.
I had to go all out for this one.
Gewalt Disney’s Pocahontas
Schlimazel of the Yams
Turkeynator 3: Rise of the Meshuggas
If they cut your coverage, doesn’t that mean that money is going back into your pocket instead of being deferred from your checks? Or were they covering 100% of your benefits?
I’m pretty sure that is a sham relationship. According to the Phillie Phanatic and the San Diego Chicken, Mr. Met is a little light in the cleats, if you catch my drift.
“You can MT people on Twitter now? What the hell is that?”
All right, Charlie, but don’t come crying to us when the copay on your tiger blood goes through the roof.
Scrambled eggs, spaghetti and meatballs, lovingly wrapped up in a fresh flour tortilla.
I’m thankful for the three-day holiday week Monster’s Ball. Like a strike-shortened sports season, anything can happen and those top spots are up for grabs. Call your bookies now!!
Couldn’t make it past 1:05. Too much cringe. I hope they’re very happy together, though, whichever ones are getting married.
I’m transferring back to Professor Jason Schwartzman’s class. C-
Something is happening here, but you don’t know what it is, do you, Mr. Jones?