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 +17Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Rick Perry Blooper (45 comments)

I know Perry is a joke of a candidate but it makes me absolutely livid that he wants to cut education. SERIOULY he can’t even name the third agency, but he knows for certain that he wants to cut education… What an embarrassment, should he be taking that as a sign to keep (if not increase!) funding for schools?

 +17Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: Ashley Greene IS Charles Dickens' Oliva Twisted (28 comments)

What is a highly trained street urchin?
Who is training these street urchins?
WHAT ARE THEY TRAINED IN?

 +6Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: This Week In GIFs (88 comments)

agreed

 +31Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: This Week In GIFs (19 comments)

 +1Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black Meme Open Thread (41 comments)

Yup, bad decisions all around. Sorry guys! Not enough thought before posting :(

 -23Posted on Mar 21st, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black Meme Open Thread (41 comments)

The awkward girl in pink is the best part of this meme, which I don’t really get because people have been making terrible vanity projects on youtube since forever so why this one? Anyways

 0Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

I’ve been trying to get Mona Lisa Smile nominated for the past few rounds, but I’m giving it up for the time being (I lack the dedication of werttrew) because I’ve recently seen a much WORSE movie.

Remember Me (2010) starring Robert Pattinson, Emilie de Ravin, and Pierce Brosnan. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1403981/

Not only is the acting, writing, and directing absolutely miserable, the “twist” ending is a disgusting misappropriation of tragedy. And Robert Pattinson’s in it.

 +2Posted on Dec 16th, 2010 | re: Naked Model's Hair Catches On Fire At Diddy Album Release Party (61 comments)

“Cut the camera off!” is my new response for surprise/terror.

 +2Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

I saw Dude Where’s My Car for the first time this summer. I basically thought it was a sillier 90s version of The Hangover, for potheads. Anyways, after drawing the parallels, I started thinking the Hangover was really overrated.

 +1Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

I would like to nominate Mona Lisa Smile. I saw it in middle school with 4 of my other middle school friends (all girls). Even then I thought it was an overly sentimental, poorly written piece of crap, but my middle school girl friends LOVED it. That should tell you all you need to know.

 +7Posted on Jun 7th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Keanu Reeves (197 comments)

“We we in the Lake House together! They used our scene for her “good acting” segment of the montage. Sigh.”

 +48Posted on Jun 7th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Keanu Reeves (197 comments)

“Why wasn’t I invited to the MTV movie awards last night? I’ve got inside jokes with Sandra Bullock too!”–Sad Keanu

 +1Posted on Jun 3rd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time (73 comments)

“Mimosas at brunch…MLIGG”–Gabe

 +12Posted on Jun 3rd, 2010 | re: Ke$ha And 3OH!3 Doing Everything In Their Power To Ruin Summer (121 comments)

I’m paraphrasing a friend who was actually talking about Asher Roth, but this definitely applies. This song:music::my finger painting:Art. Seriously, garbage.

 +1Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: These Ain't Your Daddy's Little Golden Book Series For Children (25 comments)

Approve. So much win :D

As backwaxer obliquely referenced, it’s all about personal preference. He’s a little skinny for my tastes, but I’m sure this body type lights someone’s glowstick out there though.

 +3Posted on May 18th, 2010 | re: Gossip Girl S03E22: Season Finale (39 comments)

Hooray OCreferenceresurgencegum!

 +3Posted on May 17th, 2010 | re: Lil John Discusses His Secrets To Financial Success (23 comments)

Ain’t a lot of brothers hankering around for no soup!

 +3Posted on May 17th, 2010 | re: Bad Idea Cartoons (37 comments)

Unless Fox is quietly developing a time machine to un-cancel arrested development, everything is :(

and this is a terrible idea, duh.

 0Posted on May 17th, 2010 | re: When You Wrestle With The Haters, You're Gonna Get Wet With Vlogs (50 comments)

This video teaches me that the world’s consumption of Haterade is rapidly rising!

 +7Posted on May 3rd, 2010 | re: You Be The Blog: The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Season 2 Recaps? (93 comments)

Yes please, and thank you for your consideration.

 +3Posted on May 3rd, 2010 | re: Conan O'Brien And Also Jay Leno (37 comments)

Ooooh choices! Videogum is like a pick your own adventure book! I watched the guy with a ponytail. Is he on acid or what!?

 +4Posted on Apr 29th, 2010 | re: That's Your Bank: Face Bank (38 comments)

Yes, this is my bank, which I’ve ordered off my website, http://www.strapya-world.com/categories/2331_3173.html.

Direct quotes about the product:
“I bet you feel creepy but feel good at the same time!”
“Save Money with “Weird but still-Adorable” Monkey with Fun!”
“See how creepy they are!”

wow, they sure know how to sell me things!

 +6Posted on Apr 23rd, 2010 | re: Party Down Season 2 (25 comments)

YES!!! Party Down is so good AND I discovered it because Gabe posted something fangirl-y about Bill Haverchuck from Freaks and Geeks, which led me to wonder “Hey, What’s Up With Martin Starr”. This is what Martin Starr is up too! And it’s great!

 +7Posted on Apr 21st, 2010 | re: Lost S06E14: You Belong With Locke (142 comments)

Seeing as I’ve missed many episodes (years!) of Lost and am currently trying to catch up, I don’t read these recaps. HOWEVER I do look at (read?) the pictures and giggle quietly to myself.