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“People always mistake me for Taylor Momson*” – Tinker FathersDotter
*(let’s just pretend her name is spelled “Momson”, not “Momsen”, for me,.. for this joke…for all of us.)
something something UPSKIRTS amirite!, ba-DUM-kcssshhhshshshshhhssHHSHSwwwEEEOAAAWWWEEEeeeEaaawwwEEE…(fades out with feedback at the end there…)
This too, was my favorite reference, so I threw a little something together in celebration:
Obvs. an excel portrait of Axel himself would have been more effective, but alas, work.
And there we thought the singularity had something to do with computers. apparently not so…
I went to log in, just to say “Best use of FAKE ever.” and was going to be totally genuine. I think this is an actual appropriate use of the FAKE flag. This video is way less enjoyable if not real.
But then I was INCEPTED. I saw that I was already logged in…as Matt Elmer, who I most definitely am not. Matt looks like a fun guy to be based on his rather large grill and multiple grilling burgers, but I’m Natures Candy. No Grill, No Burgers, just little old me in old New York.
So it was I who was FAKE. FAKE Matt Elmer. Sorry Matt. I didn’t hack you. The great tubes of net were crossed most heinously. Videogum (correct me if I’m wrong…) is run on a wordpress platform, I offer no blame to it’s fine proprietors, of course. and the nightmare ended as soon as I looked at “my” profile. But anyway, just an interesting Synechdoanecdote.
That was IN ACTUALITY the best movie picture I’ve seen in quite a while (for the sake of preserving my genuineness in this statement, let’s pretend I didn’t see parks and rec last night, and peed a little right from the opening “hello”=>*headbump*)
ALSO: best first day in human civilization. hands down. It DOESN’T get better Li’l Blue!!!
I was going to say, her tongue looked really weird at [time code...] right? but this is way better, thank you.
It’s so unfair to put his video so close to bangs’ video though, who looks good following Bangs
I think Ezu is an awesome person to [Feat.] he brings dimension to the video. Ezu in totally normally fitting adult jeans, Ezu on a discarded couch under a tree…
Although, the more they hate, the more he’s gonna do his things, so if they are what’s fueling him, they’re a necessary evil…
why does he keep putting on / getting on regular things that turn into futurey things? i.e. sunglasses, motorcycle. Why doesn’t he just have the futurey one, if that’s what he really wants…?
yikes, reloading problems have caused my self-revising and comment self-loving to be embarrassingly revealed…
I think he’d be a Hebrew National, so this Weiner is ALL BEEF. (and delicious!)
Actually I think he’d be a hebrew national, so this Weiner is ALL BEEF. (and delicious!)
1. maus
2. if you give a mouse a…
3. the book from the video
4. city mouse / country mouse
5. science
6. science
7. Basil of baker street
8. Redwall
just in case it sounded like I went to college at mouse U. where all my professors were mice…
#safetyschools
The holocaust, slippery slope socialism, our legislative system, urban/rural sociological differences, cancer, growing ears on stuff, Sherlock Holmes, Medieval Heroism…Oh Mice, is there nothing you can’t make more palatable|understandable|fun!?!!!
I will also yield two of my minutes to Mr. Weiner
Just to remind us throughout interneternity that playing baseball was decidedly not Michael Jordan’s worst career move.
To be fair though, the trust and good will is through the roof in an office where you have the access to change your bosses’ desktop wallpaper…
As a card carrying member of the adults-feeling-extremely-awkward-attending-animated-films-without-an-accompanying-child club, I whole-heartedly agree. #nopedo
both timely (for pony day) and a great metaphor for how it feels to have hospital-inducing indigestion.
to everything there is a season…
so pony up.
The basic problem with “you know who you look like” is that it means you are no longer the original, or the most salient of the multi-yous. We talk about people finding dopplegangers, but this phrasing actually suggests that YOU are the doppleganger of the “real” person, the celebrity. I prefer to flip it into: “such and so commonly-known-person-of-note looks like YOU, ya special individual you.”