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 +7Posted on Oct 9th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (156 comments)

FT, that’s one of the boldest admissions I’ve ever seen of VG. I disagree strongly with with your hatred, in fact your opinion is inconceivable, but have nothing but respect for your audacity.

 +5Posted on Oct 9th, 2013 | re: The Perfect Crime: Saying "Hump Day" At School (32 comments)

I work for a pretty awesome place, where everyone is pretty great and chill (but not like “beers in the mini-fridge, dude!” chill, regular chill, like regular, good people) and this one guy used to always be like “I can’t wait to get out of this place” in a super angry tone. I never got that guy. And he was the one that rode his bike to work in full-on brand-splattered spandex bike gear, and wore rainbow toe socks so that his toes would fit into his “business casual” black felt vibram five-fingers.

 +2Posted on Oct 9th, 2013 | re: Robin Thicke Confronts Alan Thicke About His Us Weekly Quote (29 comments)

Women running and crying and laughing is our generation’s women laughing while eating salads

 0Posted on Oct 9th, 2013 | re: Robin Thicke Confronts Alan Thicke About His Us Weekly Quote (29 comments)

You just wrote my five people you meet in heaven. Of course, with them it’s like wishing for more wishes because it turns out to be three people, but all the amazing characters they bring along…

 +4Posted on Oct 9th, 2013 | re: Robin Thicke Confronts Alan Thicke About His Us Weekly Quote (29 comments)

Sometimes I go to start listening to a comedy podcast, and glance down at the running time and wince a little, but then I see that PFT is on it, and I’m like. OK, everything’s gonna be O.K. Ok as in I will pee a little at some point. I love that guy’s impressions, because he focuses so much more on just creating a funny and original character using the original imressionee as simply a jumping off point. PFT Iced Tea, so little like Iced Tea, but PFT Iced Tea is such an endearing guy, I always look forward to him.

 +11Posted on Oct 9th, 2013 | re: Robin Thicke Confronts Alan Thicke About His Us Weekly Quote (29 comments)

So much like us that we sit at our cubicle and wish so hard that our moms would mellow out a little on Facebook.

 +3Posted on Oct 9th, 2013 | re: Robin Thicke Confronts Alan Thicke About His Us Weekly Quote (29 comments)

yes indeed, and that was such a prime cut of CBB.

 +1Posted on Oct 9th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (30 comments)

Don Drapranks strikes again

I wonder if this is how my cousin the volleyball felt when Castaway came out?

 +2Posted on Oct 8th, 2013 | re: But Is Scarlett Johansson Your Sexiest Woman Alive? (60 comments)

My hot olds* nomination, if that’s we’re doing here, is Detective Superintendent Sandra Pullman of UCOS. She is a fox.

*hollywood definition

 0Posted on Oct 7th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Miley Cyrus (33 comments)

miss u, Bill-as-anyone-ever-hell-even-bill-as-the-phonebook

I’m surprised he didn’t mention that Obama is against global warming because he doesn’t want his enormous antarctic tunnels that lead to the NWO secret under-ice base to be destroyed…A rare miss, lizard man!

 +6Posted on Oct 7th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (11 comments)

I know. This makes me ask a very internet-age question: Quentin Tarantino, insufferable hipster or impeccable troll?

 +13Posted on Oct 7th, 2013 | re: Now THIS Is How You Advertise A Local Murder! (33 comments)

Someone should tell her that “grab some tissues” often means something REALLY different on the internet.

-Chandler

 +4Posted on Oct 4th, 2013 | re: HOLD UP, IS BIGFOOT REAL? (13 comments)

bigfoot meetcute

cuter…or more suggestive?

 +3Posted on Oct 3rd, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (136 comments)

The GREs make me want to grab all of higher education and shake them and say “NO! NO. You need to get off your ass and think of a REAL way to decide who should be in your graduate program. No more of this bullshit. Get back to work!”

 +1Posted on Oct 3rd, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (136 comments)

I blame shaggy

 +1Posted on Oct 2nd, 2013 | re: Billy Zane Gets To The Bottom Of The Government Shutdown (46 comments)

Billy Zane on Totally Laime?

 +1Posted on Oct 1st, 2013 | re: MasterChef Junior S01E01: MeEt tHe KiDs! (27 comments)

Jared

I just watched sifl and ollie for the first time, at the recommendation of a dog-park acquainance and the first clip I watched was chester talking about a squirrel. Oh man, your avatar and comment are so on point here, and I’m glad I now have the background knowledge to appreciate why.

 +1Posted on Sep 27th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (25 comments)

Watching the RDJ thing led me back to the Iron Baby video. Man, that is a good Iron Baby video. 10/10 would watch an entire baby Avengers movie. If directed with the same care, abandon, cuteness and irreverence as this vid was, it would be amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyoA4LXQco4

 +1Posted on Sep 27th, 2013 | re: It's Time For Our Routine Checkup (173 comments)

Has anyone else started to get the “you brush too hard, your gums are receding” speech from the dentist? I have at least one extended period of anxiety a day that I’ve already set myself up for early gum-loss and teeth-losing. This is followed by anger. Why am I just hearing about this now?! all my life it seemed the like the only thing I could do wrong was not brush enough! I would have been being more careful all along…

And also, Kelly, love you, change nothing, unless you get inspired to, then, hey, I trust you. You’re awesome.

 +1Posted on Sep 27th, 2013 | re: The World’s Shortest Commercial Flight (12 comments)

Yeah, I thought it was in Queens, but then I realized that that’s called “Westray & Sons”