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Howard Beale
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I read this in a Leno voice and it was perfect.
Right? I hate Tom Brady but I hate this father even more because the first thing the kid says is “Don’t videofilm me.” C’mon Dad! Have the decency to trim that out before uploading so I can experience my schadenfreude without ethical distraction.
Bizarro James Lipton
I think by abandoning you on the side of the highway, your birth father was actually setting you up for a re-enactment of Elizabethtown. After he dies and you run a footwear company into the ground, get ready for a music-fueled roadtrip! .
“BRRRRAAAAACO” – Inception score
Agreed.
In rural Pennsylvania, Nicks are called M. Nights.
“Due to the fact that there is an ongoing investigation about this, and there is alot of hate and negativity being posted here, I am going to close the comments on this post.” – Charlie Todd in the comments section of his IE post
“The biggest trick Charlie Todd ever pulled was closing the comments before anyone could call shenanigans.” – Me
How are they going to explain Hurley’s tattoos???
“Socialization is Evil!” – Me (dodging spit wads, making friends)
“Pain or damage don’t end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store.” – Fox News
What does this have to do with urine?!?
On the new season of 30 Days, Morgan Spurlock attempts to live for a month as a documentary filmmaker. Fish-out-of-water hilarity ensues.
Upvote for item #1… one of my favorite jokes.
Flesh and Bone
I bet she plays a mean game of Would You Rather…
We’ll hunt her. We’ll condemn her. Set the dogs on her. Because that’s what needs to happen.
Just imagine what secrets he’d reveal if you also convinced him he was talking to Clarence Clemons!
Some men just want to watch the world rook to queen’s pawn.
Professor Laser over here.


























Is this thread suddenly for people who missed last night’s Community?