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 +1Posted on Sep 6th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Television-Inspired College Courses (42 comments)

Moral Relativism and the Art of Off-The-Handle Flying with Det. Elliot Stabler (retired)

 +1Posted on Sep 6th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Television-Inspired College Courses (42 comments)

Forensic Science and the Art of Off-The-Handle Flying with Detective Elliot Stabler (retired)

 +5Posted on Aug 1st, 2013 | re: Inside The Benedict Cumberbatch's Actor's Studio (28 comments)

1 lorry
http://tinypic.com/r/2u5cec3/5

 +6Posted on Jul 31st, 2013 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Benedict Cumberbatch Is A "Sex God" (66 comments)

“Where I come from, sex gods are called lorries.” – Benetruck Lorrybatch

 +11Posted on Mar 16th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (107 comments)

Is this thread suddenly for people who missed last night’s Community?

 +17Posted on Dec 2nd, 2011 | re: High School Students Force Michele Bachmann To Rest Her Case (76 comments)

I read this in a Leno voice and it was perfect.

 +9Posted on Dec 1st, 2011 | re: I Hate Tom Brady (49 comments)

Right? I hate Tom Brady but I hate this father even more because the first thing the kid says is “Don’t videofilm me.” C’mon Dad! Have the decency to trim that out before uploading so I can experience my schadenfreude without ethical distraction.

 +6Posted on May 24th, 2011 | re: How To Tie Your Shoes Like A Genius (40 comments)

Bizarro James Lipton

 +7Posted on May 12th, 2011 | re: Meet Today‚Äôs Guest Blogger: Notsewfast (33 comments)

I think by abandoning you on the side of the highway, your birth father was actually setting you up for a re-enactment of Elizabethtown. After he dies and you run a footwear company into the ground, get ready for a music-fueled roadtrip! .

 +5Posted on Apr 13th, 2011 | re: Meet Braco, Be Changed (93 comments)

“BRRRRAAAAACO” – Inception score

 +24Posted on Apr 13th, 2011 | re: Meet Braco, Be Changed (93 comments)

Sorry Braco but MoMA beat you to it…

 +8Posted on Apr 11th, 2011 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Sidney Lumet (20 comments)

Agreed.

 +3Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: The Sixth Month Break Is Over! (66 comments)


Apparently in jail… and proud.

In rural Pennsylvania, Nicks are called M. Nights.

 +3Posted on Apr 1st, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: NO APRIL FOOL'S PRANKS! (76 comments)

“Due to the fact that there is an ongoing investigation about this, and there is alot of hate and negativity being posted here, I am going to close the comments on this post.” – Charlie Todd in the comments section of his IE post

“The biggest trick Charlie Todd ever pulled was closing the comments before anyone could call shenanigans.” – Me

 +5Posted on Apr 1st, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: NO APRIL FOOL'S PRANKS! (76 comments)

How are they going to explain Hurley’s tattoos???

 +5Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: "Crying For America" Is Not A Good Song! (106 comments)

“Socialization is Evil!” – Me (dodging spit wads, making friends)

 +1Posted on Mar 26th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (131 comments)

“Pain or damage don’t end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store.” – Fox News

 +8Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: A New Captain America Trailer, You Guys (30 comments)

What does this have to do with urine?!?

 +14Posted on Mar 21st, 2011 | re: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold Trailer, You Guys (59 comments)

 +9Posted on Mar 21st, 2011 | re: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold Trailer, You Guys (59 comments)

On the new season of 30 Days, Morgan Spurlock attempts to live for a month as a documentary filmmaker. Fish-out-of-water hilarity ensues.

 +4Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: What is the HTML for "Vomit"?: A Review of Battle: Los Angeles (101 comments)

Upvote for item #1… one of my favorite jokes.

 +55Posted on Mar 10th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad (133 comments)

 0Posted on Dec 20th, 2010 | re: Ugh Aficionado: Gwyneth Paltrow Has A Cookbook Coming Out (48 comments)

Flesh and Bone

 +37Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: A 12-Year Old Lectures Us About Abortion (137 comments)

I bet she plays a mean game of Would You Rather…