Did anyone see US snowboarder Kelly Clark singing like a person possessed before both her runs last night? Hilario.
It’s from the chorus of this Christian praise song. Even more hilario.

Machine-wash cold and tumble dry low, unless you want to see me fucking sparkle.

Chuck? This is your cousin, Marvin. Marvin Berry! You know that new sound you’ve been looking for? Well, listen to these Bose In-Ear Headphones.

Oh man, youth pastors are the worst. (Everyone in this video is clearly a youth pastor or a youth pastor in training.)

I, for one, don’t think he should have punched her.

You know they’d up the stakes for the movie, guyz:

Drama and Turtle realize that they are both HIV-positive from that three-way at Sundance. They spend the film telling every minor character they’ve slept with since then the horrifying news. Eric kills Sloane in a fit of rage because she tries to give him career advice. Since Ari is too busy gay-bashing Lloyd, he doesn’t realize Vince is developing a serious coke problem. Uh oh, Vince lost his millions on drugs and buying Nic Cage’s islands (Nic Cage cameo, obvs)! He is going to have to do “Aquaman 3″!

But wait, just then, Kanye West, Bill Clinton and Richard Branson show up in a fancy plane and the boys are going to…SPACE! While up there, the HIV clears up, Clinton pardons E and there is also plenty of coke. And BONUS!, the stewardesses on the space shuttle are giving out blowjobs to movie stars. “Not TV stars though.” Oh, Drama.

“It’s gonna be a great summer!” they all say in unison. Roll credits.