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I think there’s a distinction between being a cougar and just dating a younger man. I’m currently dating someone 11 years younger than me, but the thing is, I didn’t set out to date a younger dude at all. It’s just I go to shows every night and don’t want to have children and have a pop culture obsession and ride motorcycle and a myriad of other reasons why it just happens that someone in their early 20s is a good match for me at the moment. I think it’s just about finding someone to match your lifestyle and if they happen to be younger or older, that’s cool, we should all be so lucky to find something that makes us happy but the whole idea of dating someone simply on the premise that they are younger-whether a woman or a man is doing it-is a little stupid. So this woman and her site are a total no thanks in my book and I think that’s what we are mocking here.
WAIT. Can we just stop for a second? Is that Lance Bass in the beginning? Is he passing on the torch?
I’m not as old as Gabe or anything but things like this make me really feel disconnected from the millenials. Seriously, what is with the hair? They look like the American version of a Japanese host club.
Karaoke bars always make me feel embarrassed, even just thinking about people I know doing karaoke makes me feel embarrassed. However, doing it in dress-up makes it less embarrassing for some reason ((?)).
I’m just gonna put my Hank Williams Jr. story right here: Once upon a time I lived in Nashville and I was down on 2nd Ave. when this here gem of a man hit on me, offering to give me a “personal tour” of the building he just bought (innuendo included). I was totally grossed out, called him a creepy old redneck, and used some other choice words to describe the unlikelihood him ever having a chance with me. Now, I had no idea that he was famous, I honestly thought he was just some creepster, but my friend Cheryl, apparently the super fan, got so mad at me because it wasn’t cool of me to turn down the sexual advances of the son of a legend or something (?). We ended up getting into such a big fight over this that SHE LEFT ME downtown! So I ended up having to take a $40 cab ride home (which was more than all of my money, I had to give the driver my walkman) all because this douchebag decided to open his mouth. Stop opening your mouth Hank Williams Jr.!
There’s a book on the actual exploitation interns face: http://www.versobooks.com/books/797-intern-nation
You guys I can’t seem to find the link to where I can submit my Tool Time fanfic…
I have no idea what this post is about, but I don’t really want anyone to tell me because I don’t feel like it will improve my life.
Dammit Kelly. I didn’t even have watch the scene again, just being reminded of it made me well up.
Though I should thank her, she did just give me all the ammo ever to get my little brother back for the whole “lick all my stuff” phase of our childhood.
You guys I am never hanging out with Kelly.
I’m going with “Yay,” because as all monsters know, we should all be so lucky to find something in this world that makes us happy.
Kelly, your commentary made me laugh so hard I am literally in tears, at my desk, at work, which is well…awkward, but so worth it. Thanks!
Deliverance: Four uppity city boys ruin the peace and quiet of a rural town.
I had the same thing happen! I broke from my vegetarianism to try one because of all the things I have heard about it, I was so excited. It was just a burger, it wasn’t bad, like Kelly said, it was just a burger.
What happened to “pranks are the lamest”?
Spread (2009) HD
Available Until 12/26/2011
Ashton Kutcher, Anne Heche
HD Version. HD Television & Cablebox required. A sex comedy centered on a homeless gigolo who uses rich women to survive. A good plan. Another Anne Heche movie, but updated with gratuitous sex scenes. Very good plan.
Well it has to be cold enough that you freeze your tongue or you might find out how terrible it tastes…
I think the Baldwin thing is completely different. That was his personal family business (not that it was a healthy family dynamic or anything) that was not intended for a public audience. Also, he didn’t endorse verbal child abuse, Tracy Morgan endorsed violence against homosexuals.
Seriously though, poor Tina Fey. I love how in both of these scenarios, we’ve all turned to her like you better explain this, you’re reasonable, what is this?
This whole scenario just proved to me that I’m never going to be able to like a celebrity. I think it is just impossible to stay a decent, grounded human being when you are surrounded by people who indulge your every whim because of your wealth/fame.
Genius. Any fruit allergies I should be aware of?
Being a proud owner of both, I’m Switzerland in this war. However, I will say this, ahem, anyone who thinks cats are smarter has obviously never had a dog.
I know! They even talked about puppies!
So wait? If I dye myself blue do you think Jon Hamm would pick me up? I’m just asking, because you know, I’m open to it.