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Naturally Pierce would be my study buddy.
I could not nope any harder if I were a machine of nopes.
I can’t even really work up the energy to be mad at Lucas anymore. It’s like getting mad at a baby for spitting up all down the back of your shirt. Baby can’t help it! Just had too much milk. What I’m saying is, I think somebody needs a nap.
In my fight to destroy the monster, I became the monster. The pale, ghoulish, secretly racist monster. Perhaps … it was always meant to be this way.
I’d like to see Ron Paul eaten by a lion. Sorry, I don’t have a punchline, just a lions-eating-jerks fetish. I am confident ‘fetish’ is the word I want to use.
Sadly, Jersey Shore netted a mere eight million viewers, and if that ain’t a tragedy, then Lysistrata’s a comedy. (Topical!)
Baby, I think you’ve had enough sand for today. I’m cutting you off.
I am extremely excited to watch Korean dramas without anyone knowing I am watching Korean dramas, until I start laughing very loudly when a lady gets leukemia from being hit by a car* and/or someone looks at the computer screen, which is in no way shielded or otherwise blocked off from any of my coworkers.
*Actual plot point in an actual Korean drama, but I feel obligated to note that most Korean dramas are not this ridiculous and in fact the car accident to leukemia ratio in kdramas these days is very reasonable and not at all comical.
You had me at catfish sex.
Honestly, he directed it at Emma Stone, but I feel like I need to get a restraining order over here.
I just made a new account because I forgot the password to my old account and, EVEN WORSE, I could not retrieve the password for my old account because I can’t access my original e-mail account /because I forgot the password to my e-mail./
So, what I’m saying here is, hahahahaha, you are so bad at the internet.
This is an excellent idea that you should definitely see through to its natural end (silently closing your browser and staring at the monitor, just staring, forever).
At the risk of being That Nerd, I would also like to note that the extremely excellent anime Monster is also available in its entirety on Netflix Instant. Because what could be less stressful than watching an involved, intense psychological thriller about the brutality of man, the fragile power of forgiveness, and horrible people setting libraries on fire while a hurricane reshapes the East Coast? I submit to you nothing. Nothing could be less stressful, except for maybe surfing in the Chesapeake Bay tomorrow night. (Please do not surf in the Chesapeake Bay tomorrow night.)