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RottenTomatoes doesn’t care about black people.

Oh, I get it. Videogum is like high school and I’m the kid in show choir. My eyes are wide open.

Ryan Murphy either has the smallest dick or the most cancer and must be fulfilling all his own asshole wishes before he dies, on which day I will laugh for 24 hours.

 +6Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: "While We Were Out" Open Thread (128 comments)

Can we all resolve to NOT break the internet this year?

 +2Posted on Oct 28th, 2010 | re: Halloween Costume Open Thread (429 comments)

I’m a twenty-something female from Texas so obvs I’m dressing up as SEXY JESUS. OMMe, I’m a little disappointed that my BEST idea is getting lost in the clusterfucksea of less awesome ideas.

 +4Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: Oh Shoot, So We Have To Watch The Event Now? (105 comments)

Jin!

 -3Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: Oh Shoot, So We Have To Watch The Event Now? (105 comments)

This is the worst choice of new television show to recap. Shows that claim to be the next “Lost” are like when Lady Gaga ingests all the wonderful things about glam rock and Madonna and then vomits them onto herself and calls it music. It’s just gross and inconsiderate! Jason Ritter’s acting, that is. Here are some better shows to consider:

-Dancing with the Stars (Did you guys see Florence Henderson’s bra last night? Incredible.)
-Where the fuck is Gossip Girl?
-Just do Lost again from the beginning.

 +1Posted on Mar 10th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E07: The "Banana Leaf" (119 comments)

I was about to get on here and say something like I’m not trying to be a dick but banana leaves look exactly like what Miles was holding… but someone else already beat me to it and, let’s be honest, I would have been trying to be a dick. Anyway, who else is totally ready for Claire to die? Sweet jeez!

 0Posted on Mar 6th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Oscar Pool (149 comments)

PICTURE
“The Hurt Locker”

LEADING ACTOR
Jeff Bridges, “Crazy Heart”

LEADING ACTRESS
Meryl Streep “Julie & Julia”

SUPPORTING ACTOR
Christoph Waltz, “Inglourious Basterds”

SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Mo’Nique, “Precious”

DIRECTOR
James Cameron, “Avatar”

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Quentin Tarantino, “Inglourious Basterds”

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Geoffrey Fletcher, “Precious”

BEST ANIMATED FILM
“Up,” Pete Docter

ORIGINAL SCORE
“Up,” Michael Giacchino

ORIGINAL SONG
“Crazy Heart,” T-Bone Burnett

ART DIRECTION
“Avatar”, Rick Carter et al.

CINEMATOGRAPHY
“Avatar”, Mauro Fiore

COSTUME DESIGN
“The Young Victoria,” Sandy Powell

FEATURE DOCUMENTARY
“The Most Dangerous Man in America,” Judith Ehrlich

SHORT DOCUMENTARY
“The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant,” Steven Bognar

EDITING
“District 9,” Julian Clarke

FOREIGN FILM
“The White Ribbon”, Germany

MAKEUP
“Star Trek” Berman, Hall, Harlow

ANIMATED SHORT FILM
“La dama y la muerte,” Javier Recio Gracia

LIVE-ACTION SHORT FILM
“The Door,” Juanita Wilson

SOUND MIXING
“Star Trek,” Anna Behlmer

SOUND EDITING
“Star Trek,” Mark Stoeckinger

VISUAL EFFECTS
“Avatar”, Joe Letteri et al.

Give me those fuckin’ movie tickets!