I am a mom and I am not part of this club. I am quite okay with that. 2 million moms minus one. There.
I hope this gets me comment of the week because by god, that sounds like an awesome quote. lol
C’mon, it’s been an awful week for me! I thought assholes were from last week! Do I get them a week late because of Daylight Savings Time or something?
She doesn’t hate love, she hates assholes, or so I’m assuming. There’s no love in assholes, there’s only ass and holes.
Done and DONE.
If only it were that easy…. SIGH
I like to nominate the asshole I have been dating for the past month. After many dates, and feeling such a great connection, the dude doesn’t return my calls, emails, or texts. If you’re going to dump me, at least text me, like Joe Jonas. UGH
Just so you all know my stripper name would be Mandy Loos. I am not kidding. But nakedpainter would probably be good, too.
I’ll bring the box o’ wine, y’all!
6 month old sons are the best. But did you know that they get even better with age? Like a fine wine, but only not. Now you have something more to look forward to!
I’m sorry, but how did he not split open his pants? They look rather tight. #momalertomigod
…. and people wonder why I’m so depressed….. SIGH
As someone from WI, there CAN’T be a thing as “all you can eat”. All the businesses would be out of business. Gluttony is living large here in the Dairy State.
I know, right? And this is why I am currently single……
LOL This is so great I can’t even…. My son told me he was taking me to not one BUT TWO movies for Mother’s Day….. The Avengers and Men in Black 3 (when it comes out)!!! Can you tell he’s seventeen?! YAY! Happy Mother’s Day, Kate!
My avatar is my young man at age three, chilling in his Batman jammies!
I’m not sure that made it any better, actually.
Yes, yes, this is correct for sure.
God, I hope not. As someone who has attempted suicide it the past, I don’t think this would be the case. Hopefully, the media exposure will help these young people realize that they are not alone in their pain and struggles.
Me, too… other than him being an unsufferable asshole, of course.
We don’t suffer fools OR assholes.
I would, totally, with Mr. T as my back up for sure.
I love how Han and Leia have lightsabers.
And he actually says it as a question: “Sock it to ME?”. And there, I’ve revealed that I am indeed older than Gabe.
And that’s what makes this so awesome! Awesome!
Honestly, Kajus, don’t put TOO MUCH thought into it or my head will explode (lol).
It’s in….. your pants!