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 +3Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: There's Always Affordable Health Insurance In The Banana Stand (73 comments)

in reference to Job’s funniest line:
“It’s like c’mon poor people die already.”

 +3Posted on Aug 12th, 2009 | re: Attics Are For Closers (21 comments)

You know what it takes to hide from the Nazis and come of age at the same time…brass balls gentlemen.

 +1Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: Dane Cook Makes Fun Of Vanessa Hudgens, Because He Is An Adult (98 comments)

For the children! Jeez, teenagers are STOOPID and they didn’t even laugh.

 0Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: This Isn't Your Dad's Secret Of NIMH (30 comments)

The teenagers don’t even laugh and teenagers are STOOPID!

 +2Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: Dane Cook Makes Fun Of Vanessa Hudgens, Because He Is An Adult (98 comments)

Aaron, that’s me gabe!15 minutes of internet fame or whatever.

 -4Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: "GET OFF MY FAMILY!" -- Harrison Ford (37 comments)

A solid firstie, you beat me to it.

 +3Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: Let's Discuss This Creepiness (15 comments)

That was great. You have Asperger’s is my new go to comment.

 +4Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: "The Ballad Of G.I. Joe" Is As Star-Studded As It Is Funny (45 comments)

This video has Alexis Bledel in it, and she is pretty and I am shallow. I already got my ticket for Post-Grad (whatever that is) from Fandango.

We’re gonna need a bigger Ex-Boyfriend of the Year award

 +8Posted on Aug 10th, 2009 | re: True Blood: A Bull In A Dress With Claws (61 comments)

“You have ‘lots of love’ for him”-Sookie Stackhouse

 +1Posted on Aug 10th, 2009 | re: Operation Watch This: Rich Dicks (26 comments)

(Some Fucking Girl?)

 +2Posted on Aug 7th, 2009 | re: The CEO Of Hasbro Is REALLY Excited About Awful Board Game Movies (47 comments)

There is one in all of us.

 0Posted on Aug 7th, 2009 | re: Who Wants To Have Sex With A Hologram? (35 comments)

Total Recall

 +5Posted on Aug 7th, 2009 | re: 2010: The Year Of Louis C.K. (25 comments)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4f9zR5yzY

That would give the court subject matter jurisdiction because they are obviously residents of different states, but not personal jurisdiction. We are nerds.

 0Posted on Aug 7th, 2009 | re: Some Important Relationship Advice For Jennifer Aniston, Actor (53 comments)

She just dropped some truth on your ass.

 +3Posted on Aug 7th, 2009 | re: Sincerely, John Hughes (21 comments)

Between this and the JK wedding entrance video I think the internet might almost grow a soul. ALMOST.

Civil Procedure: How would a DC federal court even have personal jurisdiction over Oprah. As Ms. Winfrey’s attorney I would file a 12b (b) motion immiediately and ,technically speaking, have this bullshit thrown out.

Civil Procedure: Ho would a DC federal court even have personal jurisdiction over Oprah. As Ms. Winfrey’s attorney I would file a 12b (b) motion immiediately and ,technically speaking, have this bullshit thrown out.

 +18Posted on Aug 6th, 2009 | re: These Monkeys Having A Pool Party Are Making Us Look The Fool (30 comments)

There`s people on the street getting diseases from monkeys
Yeah that`s what I said, their getting diseases from monkeys
Whys this happening, please, whose been touching these monkeys
Leave these poor sick monkeys alone
There sick, they`ve got problems enough as it is

 +1Posted on Aug 6th, 2009 | re: These Monkeys Having A Pool Party Are Making Us Look The Fool (30 comments)

Diseases of Monkeys…seriously not sanitary.

Anybody else think “David, Tom, & Bill” are the same date rapist?

 +7Posted on Aug 5th, 2009 | re: Paula Abdul Leaves American Idol In Typically Poor Fashion (34 comments)

“being a part of a show that I helped from Day 1 become an international phenomenon … “= I built this motherfucker now I’m burning it down. This a big positive you guys.

 +7Posted on Aug 4th, 2009 | re: Maybe We Were All Wrong About Paper Heart?! (33 comments)

Paper Heart is going to get GABE that boat finally, or those diamond encrusted iPhone earbuds i saw on Goop.

 +6Posted on Aug 4th, 2009 | re: The Terrifying New Face Of Suspense (70 comments)

I think Stringer also needs to go back to “You Were so good in The Wire why are you now shitty” school.