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Thanks god I don’t have to put Justin Bieber on my shit list. That would make me cry like a 3-year-old.
This is werttrew’s cat video.
My avatar has a secret for your avatar.
He did not hit her! It’s not true! It’s bullshit! He did not hit her! He did naaaht…
Faith in humanity? Restored!
I’d rather not wear my Success Sash, but thanks anyway.
Too soon, dude… too soon.
I hate to break it to you, but we will all be wearing this except there will be a jeans pattern printed on the bottom and probably some sort of t-shirt pattern on the top part, and it will be the future and we will all be very comfortable but heavily drugged and all-the-same, but at least we will be hovering, somehow?
It’s a match made in heaven!
Well, maybe not heaven, but certainly Fox Network.
At the very least, I think we can all agree that this is definitely some sort of match!
Michael Cera has fooled us all because he’s actually a nice guy who is already pretending to be a seemingly nice guy who is actually a secret jerk, because acting. That’s why he pretends to flip out on movie sets. Because, hey, how funny would it be if such a nice young man were actually a secret jerk? HE IS ONE STEP AHEAD OF US!
1983: 233,000,000
2010: 303,000,000
Keep in mind these aren’t the REAL population numbers, they’re estimates adjusted for human weight inflation. Don’t ask me why they do the census this way…
It’s like, what if you found out Tommy Wiseau’s deal was all just an act? What would that make him? Only the most brilliant comedian who ever walked the face of the universe! Same concept applies here.
Can’t take credit for this gif, but somebody had to do it.
Both this guy and that Raed guy seem to be unable to keep a rhythm, and yet both do a passable job at lipsyncing in their videos. I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THEY ARE DOING THAT!
The Self-potatoing Bear
It looks like the ol’ “laugh-clap-point” is becoming the early front runner for “Gesture of 2010″
“We’re gonna need a bigger…”
“Self-potato!”
Cheetos spent $300 million to develop the motion capture technology needed to put Mark Gormley on the moon. It was the wisest investment they ever made.
Leave your stupid comments in your pocket, Gabe.
I can’t wait until “Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married (Too?) Four?” when only one of the original four couples is still together to go on their annual retreat, which they continue to do even though the previous three retreats each ended with ONE. COUPLE. NOT. MAKING. IT.
Or will Mr. Perry decide to go in the opposite direction, increasing the number of couples with each sequel, and likewise increasing the number of couples that DO. NOT. MAKE. IT.?
Or perhaps Mr. Perry will shock us all by turning four couples into a quadruple, a triple, and a single!
You just never know when you’re dealing with such an auteur.
At first I felt sorry for the guy sitting next to her. And then I could tell by his appearance that he was probably some sort of douche and probably has lived a more privileged life than the majority of people on the planet. Then I figured that experiencing a few hours of uncomfortableness for once in his life might broaden his own horizons just a little bit. Then I suddenly believed in karma.
Thanks for another spiritual journey, internet!
I bet James Cameron originally wanted the Na’vi to have six limbs too, but the technology guys were like, “sorry, we don’t have powerful enough computers to render that many limbs.” When you only have a $500 million budget, you have to make some sacrifices.
It’s sad really. I remember the days when Disney execs were PASSIONATE about dragging the Disney name through the mud. But now that Roy’s not around to feel the shame, what’s the point? They’re just going through the motions now.
I never realized how much influence the oil companies really had until I saw GM attempt to sabotage their own electric car for the second time.
Color design by Wes Anderson.