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 +3Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: Jorge Garcia Getting His Hair Braided Into Corn Rows, Obviously (24 comments)

This video needs more hog sound effects and sleeve tats.

 +3Posted on Jan 28th, 2010 | re: Wall Street 2: Greed Is Old (32 comments)

Wall Street 2: The Feeling Is Unapproachable

 +1Posted on Jan 25th, 2010 | re: Pranks Drool, Reverse Pranks Rule! (19 comments)

So that newstation sent out a reporter guy and he made the shot as well. Hopefully these aren’t fake, I have nothing going on in my life except being happy about people in the midwest making insane basketball shots. http://www.fox4kc.com/wdaf-rob-low-makes-impossible-shot,0,4018624.story

 +1Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: Lil Wayne's Last Days (33 comments)

So you’re saying I should hold off on buying those Lil Wayne featuring Artie Lange summer concert tickets?

While it was sad to see Situation (I’m a grown ass man calling another man ‘Situation’, I feel like a Cedric the Entertainer bit) and Pauly take a turn towards douche, they are still light years better at respecting women than 80% of the guys on Real World or any of the RW/RR Challenges who regularly berate women to tears and call them bitches, dumb bitches, and dumb bitch whores.

Your show is a abominablesnowmannation.

 +7Posted on Dec 11th, 2009 | re: Jersey Shore S01E02: I See Drama. I See Drama. (46 comments)

Charcoal in a gas grill. Looks like we can cross off two names on our Possible Deans at Grill College list.

 +12Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: You Can Make It Up: Hanukkah On The Jersey Shore (51 comments)

Challah at ya goyem.

 +4Posted on Dec 9th, 2009 | re: Bobby Bottleservice's Audition Tape For MTV's Jersey Shore (24 comments)

Bobby Bottleservice needs to host Videogum Video Pizza Party II: The Squeakuell.

 +8Posted on Dec 8th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Adults Do Not Ever Find Fred Funny (47 comments)

This movie needs Jeff Dunham on stilts and then “Peanut” on tiny stilts.