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 +1Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: Omar Is Coming To Greendale (15 comments)

He was actually singing “A Hunting We Will Go”. I don’t mean to correct you to be a jerk, just to allow you to be a Wire-nerd like me and correct people in the future using your superior Wire knowledge.

 +7Posted on Jun 29th, 2011 | re: Chinese Male Cheerleader Gives Us A Glimpse Of The World To Come (24 comments)

I socially accept what he is doing, but that doesn’t mean I am not going to laugh at how ridiculous he is.

Who do I send the cease and desist letter to? I am so embarrassed. Just kidding i am not embarrassed, I just really loved Madonna, and New York and styling bad ass fashions like a pimp.

I like how I typed bullshit but went with a-hole for tact purposes.

If my son said- “if my son was gay he better come home and talk to me like a man and not [mimicked a gay, high pitched voice] or I would pull out a knife and stab that little (white or maybe not, I don’t have a kid yet and neither does my imaginary son that is saying this bullshit) N-word to death.”, then I would stab that little a-hole to death.

 +6Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: Zachary Briggs IS Available For Your Porn Movie (47 comments)

Kelly or (Gabe?) T1FTT ?

 +5Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: Middle School Yearbook's Hilarious "Five Worst People" (57 comments)

Should have trusted your initial instincts.

 +4Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

You forgot the exclamation points!!?? Joking, I agree it was a shitty way to welcome a new monster. I had just gone through reading every comment on this post and was a little fried and just vented.
Welcome allice

 -21Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

Nothing personal and don’t take this as an attack but this is indicative of some of the points I made in responses higher up.
-a commenter that has adopted the writing style of Gabe
-sentences that end with random unnecessary exclamation marks and question marks.
Seriously,the periods, question marks and exclamation marks that punctuate sentences of some of Gabes posts seem to be chosen at random and sometimes they are combined and sometimes there is a random number of them.

 +3Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

I may be in the minority here but every post doesn’t have to be a cute animal post. I have developed diabetes lately. I am an animal lover but lets not get out of hand.

 +10Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

I have been on videogum for a few years and although I don’t comment very often, I find myself visiting less lately. Funtastik makes great points on how homogenized the site has become. It sometimes feels like Gabe writes a post then Gabe copycats try to out-Gabe each other to make points.

 +1Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

Godsauce hit on a huge point for me. I have been meaning to comment on this but didn’t feel like logging in just to be group-downvoted. I am not sure if Gabe has always had this writing style or if it has been exaggerated lately but it seems as if he uses bingo style lottery to decide whether to use a period, exclamation mark or question mark to punctuate a sentence. Then another drawing to see how many to insert.

It has been distracting and takes away from the humor.

If anyone wants to hire “Peanut Butter” call Candy Addams at Entertainment 4-every-1.

 0Posted on May 19th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Female Comedies (173 comments)

Tunafishing ’87

 +2Posted on May 6th, 2011 | re: Glenn Beck's Artist Rendering Of Osama Bin Laden (35 comments)

supposed to be a reply to the looks like Ann Coulter comment.

 0Posted on May 6th, 2011 | re: Glenn Beck's Artist Rendering Of Osama Bin Laden (35 comments)

I don’t see it…no adam’s apple

 +9Posted on May 2nd, 2011 | re: BREAKING FOX NEWS: Obama Bin Laden Dead (40 comments)

Hey that was easy

 +5Posted on May 2nd, 2011 | re: BREAKING FOX NEWS: Obama Bin Laden Dead (40 comments)

Seriously why is it always Fox? This guy doesn’t stop at Obama Bin Laden, he goes “Full Fox”, you never go “Full Fox”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMP7Ys57ha4
(don’t know how to post links)

 +2Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: The Paul Reiser Show Drinking Game (44 comments)

Paul Reiser should be sitting at someone elses desk, then the real host comes in and yells at him. Paul replies “this is not my office” the real host retorts “You’re damn right it isn’t! “.

Then we have a good show, then we drink.

 +4Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Sport: Kronum (77 comments)

No argument here. I’m sure games last forever as after every goal there is a ten minute discussion on how many points the goal was worth. But I am positive you can find a large round field with four goals with crowns on them and twenty zone markers in every urban park in America.

 +13Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Sport: Kronum (77 comments)

Posting sports related anything is never met well by videogum monsters. posting a madeup new sport conceived by a group of presumably drunk guys at a bar and snarky responses are going to roll in. But I will tell you one thing, I would spend a full weekend playing this thing if you were to put me on a kronum (field, circle, court?). And I would dominate.

 +8Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Adult Bib: The Slobstopper (56 comments)

You have to admire Daniel Day Lewis’ ability to throw himself into a role.

 +21Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Adult Bib: The Slobstopper (56 comments)

Something something something blow job…