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 +9Posted on Dec 3rd, 2010 | re: Marvin Zindler's Friday Report (59 comments)

Yes, there was a gorilla. I remember him refusing to sign autographs and driving away in red corvette.

Oh Houston, your icons are as fucked up as your climate and landscape.

 +13Posted on Dec 3rd, 2010 | re: Marvin Zindler's Friday Report (59 comments)

He spoke at my elementary school about cocaine addiction. He equated cocaine use to having a monkey on your back which, as an elementary school student, sounded awesome.

I was a little perplexed at the time but now, as an adult, me thinks someone was performing some community service.

 +22Posted on Dec 3rd, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (124 comments)

Dwight’s interaction with Other-Pam warranted several rewatches.

It won the night.

 +13Posted on Dec 3rd, 2010 | re: Marvin Zindler's Friday Report (59 comments)

Growing up in Houston I was haunted by this man’s earlobes for years.

As pendulous as his testicles, I assume.

 +2Posted on Dec 16th, 2009 | re: Kids Play "Sweet Child O' Mine" Perfectly The Darndest Things (36 comments)

It’s Mike Watt and it is, indeed, urine.

 +6Posted on Dec 16th, 2009 | re: Kids Play "Sweet Child O' Mine" Perfectly The Darndest Things (36 comments)

That solo…we’re gonna need a bigger fret board.

“F*** you in F********* A**********? Oh, I’ll F****** You in your F************ A*********** and L******* your F********** donkey!”

 +2Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: Orrin Hatch (R-UT) Wrote A Hanukkah Song For Some Reason (32 comments)

Well, let’s file that in the ‘What the Fuck?’ file in my brain for later reflection.

 +6Posted on Dec 9th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 13 (180 comments)

Rosemary’s Baby staring That Picture.

 +5Posted on Dec 9th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 13 (180 comments)

JFK Tremors as He Flatline(rs)…FOOTLOOSE! starring Kevin Bacon.

“Red sweatpants on blue sweatpants day? That’s a caning!”

 -10Posted on Oct 8th, 2009 | re: Operation Watch This: Mark David's Box Of Tapes (Seriously, Watch This) (25 comments)

That was Tosh.0-SOME!

 +1Posted on Oct 8th, 2009 | re: Harry Connick Jr. + Australian Blackface = Eracism (66 comments)

Tosh.0 MY GOD!