Isn’t there enough racism in this world without having to try and manufacture some where it doesn’t exist all the time. I would say something to the effect of how pointing out false instances of racism actually subvert the manifest instances of real racism…but hey, I just woke up.

Gabe, why cant you just let Betty White be great?

It’s possible that the Black Rock was heading for Australia, where slavery was still legal (I think?). At least that was how I surmised the ship was heading towards the South Pacific.

This was by far my faves episode of the season.

I want to live in Ron Swanson’s mustache.

Yeah, as much as Scientology (and let’s face it, all religion) is basically the worst. I would think access to a jet, even if it is owned by a delusional multi-millionaire, would be a good thing.

Can we all just agree that the best thing would be to bring back “The Magic Hour”?

Nope.

Dialogue from the movie:

“I’ve got to f*&% all these women to win that Wana-lay-her Cup”

Granted, that is only funny if you actually know something about professional golf.

I was hoping this would be a Wicker Man level of bat-shit crazy performance from Nic Cage, but this looks more like a National Treasure 2 level of phoning-it-in performance.

Of well.

P.S. Dear internet machine, please post an animated .gif of Nic Cage punching that lady from Wicker Man.

Nuthin’ says straight hood like ordering a senior McCafe and reading the newspaper for 5 hours.