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 +1Posted on Jun 20th, 2012 | re: Alec Baldwin Is The New Mr. Cool Disguise! (32 comments)

I can sympathize. I also have a lot of trouble folding fitted sheets.

 +4Posted on Jan 13th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (84 comments)

Don’t feel bad, thinking about it was making me laugh on the bus this morning.

 +14Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: Just A Pretty Normal Ad For Rob Lowe's Lifetime Movie (16 comments)

“DREW PETERSON!” — Chris Traeger, while smiling and pointing enthusiastically

I did enjoy the fact that one of the guys was cradling a 12 pack of Bud Light Lime. That seemed very fitting in a way.

 0Posted on Oct 21st, 2011 | re: Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails (94 comments)

A person with a developmental disability or cognitively impaired. Servicey. Sorry, I’m in the field.

 +1Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: This Week In GIFs (16 comments)

I was thinking the exact same thing.

 0Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: This Week In GIFs (16 comments)

I am going to take this opportunity to say how excited I am for the return of the Walking Dead recaps.

 +2Posted on Sep 27th, 2011 | re: These Are Your Simpsons Costumes (36 comments)

Honestly, the most terrifying things about these pictures are the hands.

I thought that was a picture of Angelina Jolie.

Awesome post, I know.

 +14Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: Jim Carrey's Message To Emma Stone (80 comments)

But it’s okay to say these things to Emma Stone in our head, right guys?

Guys?

 +46Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: True Blood S08E09: Werewolf Gang Kill Them All (45 comments)

Jessica and Jason: Let’s screw.

Jessica: Ok, should we do it in the giant mansion with many comfortable beds and couches?

Jason: No, the back of my pick-up will do just fine. It is uncomfortable and out in the open.

 +15Posted on Jul 22nd, 2011 | re: I Miss Game Of Thrones, You Guys (46 comments)

Sean Bean was supposed to be there, but he was killed off in the parking lot.

 +8Posted on Jul 1st, 2011 | re: Uh, Vh1's Famous Food Looks Perfect (39 comments)

Free Breadstix Mafia #famousfoodmenu

 +29Posted on Jun 30th, 2011 | re: The Music Video For LuAnn DeLesseps' "Chic, C'est La Vie" Is UNACCEPTABLE (57 comments)

Ark Music is having a banner year.

During the time it took Ashton and The Voice to fight this out on Twitter, 9,563 children were sold in to slavery. And that’s a fact*

*That is not a fact.

 +12Posted on Jun 28th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E01: Keep Fucking That Chickenwolfpantherfairy! (93 comments)

I love the Jessica and Hoyt story line.

The Fairy fight may have been the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen on TV, and I watched all of Studio 60. Zing!

 +6Posted on Jun 27th, 2011 | re: Chet Haze Has A Big Boy Concert! (44 comments)

“It would have been more off the hook if he had done some of his earlier stuff, and not just his hits. But I guess you need to give the people what they want” — No one at this show.

 +6Posted on Jun 20th, 2011 | re: The Killing Season One Finale (49 comments)

Linden on the plane.

Me: Her phone is going to ring.

Her phone rings.

Me: She is going to find out that Richmond didn’t do it.

She finds out that Richmond (probably) didn’t do it.

Me: Come the fuck on!

 0Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks (156 comments)

The Pan That Woks The Ladle

 0Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks (156 comments)

Scent of a Cumin

 0Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Sarah Palin: The Movie, Obviously (20 comments)

#plagiarismgum

Sorry, Gladvillian. Missed yours.

 +6Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Sarah Palin: The Movie, Obviously (20 comments)

The entire documentary will center around Palin learning the definition of the word undefeated.

 +7Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Let's Name The Kardashians' New Book (86 comments)

Angela’s Asses

 +9Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Let's Name The Kardashians' New Book (86 comments)

Where the Vile Things Are

 +13Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Let's Name The Kardashians' New Book (86 comments)

Pride and Prejudice and Idiots