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I can sympathize. I also have a lot of trouble folding fitted sheets.
Don’t feel bad, thinking about it was making me laugh on the bus this morning.
“DREW PETERSON!” — Chris Traeger, while smiling and pointing enthusiastically
I did enjoy the fact that one of the guys was cradling a 12 pack of Bud Light Lime. That seemed very fitting in a way.
A person with a developmental disability or cognitively impaired. Servicey. Sorry, I’m in the field.
I was thinking the exact same thing.
I am going to take this opportunity to say how excited I am for the return of the Walking Dead recaps.
Honestly, the most terrifying things about these pictures are the hands.
I thought that was a picture of Angelina Jolie.
Awesome post, I know.
But it’s okay to say these things to Emma Stone in our head, right guys?
Jessica and Jason: Let’s screw.
Jessica: Ok, should we do it in the giant mansion with many comfortable beds and couches?
Jason: No, the back of my pick-up will do just fine. It is uncomfortable and out in the open.
Sean Bean was supposed to be there, but he was killed off in the parking lot.
Free Breadstix Mafia #famousfoodmenu
Ark Music is having a banner year.
During the time it took Ashton and The Voice to fight this out on Twitter, 9,563 children were sold in to slavery. And that’s a fact*
*That is not a fact.
I love the Jessica and Hoyt story line.
The Fairy fight may have been the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen on TV, and I watched all of Studio 60. Zing!
“It would have been more off the hook if he had done some of his earlier stuff, and not just his hits. But I guess you need to give the people what they want” — No one at this show.
Linden on the plane.
Me: Her phone is going to ring.
Her phone rings.
Me: She is going to find out that Richmond didn’t do it.
She finds out that Richmond (probably) didn’t do it.
Me: Come the fuck on!
The Pan That Woks The Ladle
Scent of a Cumin
Sorry, Gladvillian. Missed yours.
The entire documentary will center around Palin learning the definition of the word undefeated.
Where the Vile Things Are
Pride and Prejudice and Idiots