It’s just like on Battlestar Galactica when the Cylons invaded the 12 colonies and folded 50 billion socks.

I love fake Dennis Miller jokes almost as much as an obscure historical figure referred to by a casual nickname loved a thing they were somewhat famous for enjoying. Know what I mean, chacha?

So, LA Jack was eating Super Bran cereal and Island Jack drank drank dysentery water off the jungle floor. Pretty sure this means the two universes will merge when both Jacks get diarrhea. His face in the jungle after drinking the water definitely looked like he was feeling it.

My favorite part was Sam Rockwell’s bronzer-covered palms, which is incidentally the name of your new pop-punk band.

I’m disappointed, but not nearly as disappointed as Ke$ha’s dentist.

Oh no, is that the kid who played Bo on FNL?

Yes, that is the kid who played Bo on FNL:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2052567/

Clear eyes, blind sides.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of Violent J breathing.

Is it just me or is Sayid’s accent a little different this year? It sounds more British-y than in past seasons. Even in the sideways universe.

This… means something.