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“Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes.” – Photographer in the back.
Well. It was no Spiderman 3.
I didn’t know they were making a John Dies at the End movie! Cool! It was a fun book.
“Make up crew’s here. Which one of you just popped a zit?”
Debate 1: The Baracky Horror Big No Show
VP Debate: To Kill a Mockingbiden
Debate 2: The Empire Points Back
Debate 3: Barack and Mitti Make a Porno
They call me Cowboy Gil, as in guil-ty. I saw Fake Rambo and Aquaman. I didn’t like the look on their faces. It was like this…
… so I killed them. I blew holes in them this big. Actually they were about this big. You know, when I think about it, those holes were about THIS BIG! And their guts were spilled out all over the floor. As I was walkin’ away, I slip around on their guts. A couple of other people came by and started slippin’ on their guts too. After I blow holes in some people and slip around on their guts… afterwards, I always like to make balloon animals. That’s mighty courteous of you. Here we go…. (twist, twist, twist)… your lower intestines.
Here’s my Keifer story! Once, he was in a commercial, that, by itself, was pretty badass and worth watching, but did nothing to sell me on the product it was supposed to promote.
I have the same story about Mikhail Gorbachev.
Drink every time Peyton Manning throws an interception.
NO STOP! I TAKE THIS BACK!!!! YOU’RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!
A Fistful of Bitcoins
Hey, what happened to all my porn? – Me Tonight.
Segway the Line
The Man Who Tased Liberty Valance
Fight Google Group
Their first dance was to ‘Revolution 9,” backwards.
That’s the worst Photoshop I’ve ever upvoted.
I’ll add this to the list of things Topher Grace is not up to.
Depends on the crazy astronaut
You forgot to tell me if this is racist or not!
P.S. Good work today!
Turns out, you CAN go back.
I thought he’d like Insane Clown Posse because they don’t understand science, either.