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 +4Posted on May 24th | re: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session (87 comments)

Also, I’m going to treat this like a caption contest:

“OK, class! Who here has no fucking idea what this stuff on the blackboard means?”

 +6Posted on May 24th | re: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session (87 comments)

My kids turned on “Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23″ last night, and, I grudgingly admit, it was pretty darn funny.

Wrong decade, but I’d pay cash money to see The Scut Farkus Story.


I have no reason whatsoever for posting this.

 0Posted on May 22nd | re: Saturday Night Live: Season Finale (46 comments)

Hello, Ruby Tuesday. (*** tears up a little bit ***)

 +17Posted on May 18th | re: Little Boy Wears Blackface To School, Everyone's Head Explodes (33 comments)

He could use a haircut, though.

 +21Posted on May 18th | re: Little Boy Wears Blackface To School, Everyone's Head Explodes (33 comments)

I’m judging that kid by the content of his character. And I think he’s OK.

 +4Posted on May 11th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (92 comments)

She said, oldly.

(My third baby’s prom was last week.)

 +10Posted on May 8th | re: What's The Best Compliment You've Ever Received? (44 comments)

 +3Posted on May 8th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (10 comments)

I really didn’t want to like The New Girl, because of, well, you know… It rhymes with gooey bechamel.

But, it’s really a burgeoning winner. It still tries a little too hard, and relies a little too much on accentuating gooey’s, well, you know…. It rhymes with murkiness.

But I find myself liking it. I like the other characters. I liked tonight’s episode. I think next season will be really good if the network just lets it mature, and gives the writers time to be comfortable. If they try to “tweak it” I think it will, well, you…. it rhymes with plump the quark.

“Hi, dude, I’m LMF-”
“STFU”

37 years old is pretty darn old to probably be working at McDonald’s in six months.

 +1Posted on May 3rd | re: Best New Party Game 65: Rainy Day Movies (117 comments)

Madea Gets Wet

 +4Posted on May 3rd | re: Best New Party Game 65: Rainy Day Movies (117 comments)

Citizen Hurricane

 +2Posted on May 3rd | re: Best New Party Game 65: Rainy Day Movies (117 comments)

Princess Monsoonoke

 +6Posted on May 3rd | re: Best New Party Game 65: Rainy Day Movies (117 comments)

Wiper Blade Runner

 +3Posted on Apr 27th | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Uggie Got A Book Deal (32 comments)

Bark Twain

 +7Posted on Apr 27th | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Uggie Got A Book Deal (32 comments)

Pretending to throw a ball

 +1Posted on Mar 23rd | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (79 comments)

Who said “new ones?”

 +4Posted on Mar 9th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (106 comments)

Good week, and to cap it, the season finale of Portlandia, which, according to Wikipedia, has a Metacritic rating of “generally favorable review.” For an IFC show, that’s like three Michelin stars.

This was an interesting conversation, but skirted some equally important issues, such as: what does Tootie think of stem cell research? Where does Punky Brewster stand on the topic of single provider healthcare? What, for heaven’s sake, is Moesha’s position on motorcycle helmet laws?

Equally important, I tell ya.

My “It’s a Small World” screenplay is really coming together. The producers think we can sign Andy Serkis as the Dutch Girl if the CGI guys can get the wooden shoes right.

 +27Posted on Mar 2nd | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (62 comments)

Have a good weekend, you guys. Keep it sexy.

 +7Posted on Mar 2nd | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (62 comments)

IMDB lists Ben Stiller as 5′ 8″ and Emma Stone as 5′ 6″. She must be wearing 7″ heels.

 +1Posted on Mar 2nd | re: Best New Party Game: Tyler Perry Movie Titles (105 comments)

You’re not late to the party until you post one three days after anyone else has posted, knowing that nobody will ever, ever, ever read it, but that you think it was funny enough to commit to a post. So I’ve heard.