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I think it’s important to note that they said Gotham instead of New York. The Batman/Austen crossover that we’ve probably all been waiting for? Is the girl Poison Ivy? Is it finally the movie about Mr. Darcy fighting Poison Ivy that I am sure we’ve all been waiting for?
Okay but if you know the joke you’re making is racist then… why say it? There’s not even a joke actually, it’s just an awkward racist statement and then you point out that you’re being racist in order to make yourself seem not racist because somehow that’s how racism works? What’s funny here.
wait, one sold not butter? That wasn’t butter. I can’t believe it!
Jeremy Pivin tries hard
For the first 30 seconds of the trailer it maybe looked like this movie was just going to be about Ewan McGregor hanging out with a cute dog. I admit I’m mildly disappointed this isn’t true.
I nominate Vice. It was the worst.
“It wasn’t a derogatory term…We clarified within the joke [that it was] not ‘homosexual-gay’ but, you know, your parents are chaperoning a dance.”
Well gee, thanks for clearing up a misunderstanding that didn’t exist at all. Like are the offended parties suddenly going to go oh! He didn’t mean homosexual-gay he just meant gay as in kind of shitty. Totally okay then. Carry on Mr. Vaughn.
Vice – Michael Madson and Daryl Hannah in an endless Frank Miller knockoff full of horrible unpleasant people being horrible and unpleasant in incredibly boring ways.
eXistenZ – Jude Law and Jennifer Jason Leigh in a video game… that’s real life… that’s a video game… OR IS IT REAL LIFE.
Bad Company – Ellen Barkin, Laurence Fishbourne and Frank Langella in a nonsensical thriller about a secret organization that is known as The Tool Shed. Which nice if you have a shortage in your life of intensely delivered dialogue about how The Agency wants to acquire The Tool Shed.
Shattered (also released as Butterfly on a Wheel) – Pierce Brosnen, Maria Bello and Gerard Butler in stupid twist ending the movie.
Snakes on a Plain Frozen Yogurt and Snakes on One With Sprinkles!
As an Angry Nerd I will only be pleased if this movie is super true to the comics by having Ryan Reynolds get hit in the head a lot. (Hal Jordan Head Injury Project: http://www.flickr.com/photos/dlanod/sets/72157594208628528)
This will also please me as a person who thinks people getting hit in the head is hilarious. EVERYONE WINS.
I was promised a lesbian spaceship commander and yet I see no lesbian spaceship commander. Sigh. It’s so lonely out here in space.