I don’t have a Michael Jackson water prank memory to share, but I do have a Rashida Jones water prank memory! One time, when she and I were much younger, we were driving around town looking for a Taco Bell to go to, because I was really craving a MexiMelt (remember the CHICKEN MexiMelt?! Ahh, sigh.) and Rash was like… (that’s what we called her, “Rash” I don’t know if she really liked being called that, but what are you going to do? We’re teenagers right? Nicknames are gold when you’re teenagers! But they don’t always stick. I digress.) Anyway, Rash was like “we should go get Super Soakers and drive by the local theater and spray people down with them! They’ll never know what hit them! Right? Hahaha!” And I was mortified, because “Who does that, Rash?” She tries to tell me that her and Michael Jackson and Emmanuel Lewis do. I tell her “Oh yeah right, like you know both MJ and Webster! You are just a normal teenager just like me. No way in hell you know these people!”

Turns out, she does. Huh.

Now I’m craving MexiMelts.

I posit that this is no darned kid, he is a little person! Look at his hands. Look at how he moves. No kid moves like that! Kids are clumsy! Look at how little he is compared to all the other kids there. Little person! I’m telling you!! Also, no mere child could remember a dance routine that goes on for 3+ minutes. At some point he would slip up and laugh at the person filming him.

Think about it.
(Honestly, this probably is a kid… but it is just too creepy to be a real kid!)