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I’m sorry to say I know Josh Duhamel very, very well from his years as the sexy but duplicitous Leo on All My Children (wildly popular with kids).
Kelly, after 31 years of having long hair because I thought I’d look like a moonfaced boy if I cut it, and going around all jealous of the pixie-cut darlings, I just went and did it, and it’s fantastic. As my hairdresser says, everyone knows what your head looks like; stop being a baby.
I would totally watch this show.
Sasha Grey, please stop not doing porn.
I had a hard time believing there is a tattoo artist who owns shirts with sleeves.
I wish they’d tried harder to make the tattoo parlor look like a tattoo parlor and not a medical billing office.
Joy Indian is my favorite in PS. Mm, Chef’s Special Vegetable Delight, preferred by our Celebrity Customers!
I just got my first a few weeks ago, and it’s fantastic. I am annoyed with myself that I didn’t do it sooner.
That’s a little like saying “Movies are degrading to women.”
I know you can do it, zeenah! I got a friend who was teaching her kids to include me.
He’s slated to play Satan in a CGI Paradise Lost, which (the entire project) makes me deeply sad.
I think Sasha Grey was a wonderful porn star. She should make more porn! She was very good at porn.
“I think that there is a kind of a gravitas in a way.” — Richard Phillips
“I’m sure. That’s probably very true.” — You
I cried because I’m 31 and only learned how to ride a bike two years ago and am still shaky. Thanks, kid! I *will* believe in myself!
Adversity, y’all. Deal with it.
See, I named my proposal attempt for an early-18th-century text that viciously denounced the policies that kept the Irish underclass living in a state of starvation and despair by satirically suggesting we might as well buy and eat their children’s flesh, because no one seems to care whether they live or die. Romance!
The market for twerk-ready video vixens may be bullish today, but I fear the bursting of the twerk bubble.
I thought the best laugh was “Lillian! [stare]“
Yes, and yes.
I saw it last night! We laughed!
Normally when I see a movie in which a guy has serious emotional problems and is a dick but the girl forgives him and saves him in the end, I think, oh fuck that’s gonna last like two minutes because he’s still a mess, right? [SPOILER SORTA] Well, at the end of this one, I thought the same thing about Kristin Wiig’s character, who is me basically (I never get to see movie characters who are me! it was weird!), that she’s still a fucking mess and that guy should run.
I confronted myself. Because of Bridesmaids.
Baby Friday! Come play with us forever!
Maybe they’ll combine forces and do a song about how to smerk it, or twang it.
I can see the Cosmo headline now.
When I look at a photo of RP, I think, “What a handsome young man! I would hit that.” Then he opens his mouth and it’s gone. Is that why God invented ball gags?
Microsecond. I’ll show myself out.