This is Angela. She’s a little bit worried about her future.

There’s Something About The Sweetest Thing: Shrek’s Mask, at My Best Friend’s Wedding Full Throttle, starring Cameron Diaz

Translation:
Dear Gabe, Thank you very much by your pretty letter. Now, your use of the Spanish language is added to the list of terrible exports that has made America. You are important! You matter to us! It continues writing. And, America, remembers that we continued waiting for our own version of the Show of Jeff Dunham. What Spain wants, obtains it to Spain. Thanks again, Spain

GRACIAS OTRA VEZ, BABEL FISH! Bring on the El Quijote translations.

Querido Gabe,
Muchas gracias por tu bonita carta. Ahora, tu uso de la lengua española se añade a la lista de exportaciones terribles que ha hecho América. ¡Eres importante! ¡Nos importas! Sigue escribiendo.
Y, América, recuerda que seguimos esperando nuestra propia versión del Show de Jeff Dunham. Lo que España quiere, España lo consigue.
Gracias otra vez,
España

PS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngRq82c8Baw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eJJF11bIxM

I beat my girlfriend, Rihanna, repeatedly in the face in a parked Ferrari. MLIT

HAPPY THANKSGIVING GABE!!
You: make this e-place iBetter / are the e-icecream on our iCakes / are the iStuffing in our e-turkeys ewwww