nothing gets my blood boiling more than comfy being pronounced “calm-fee.” not even pajama jeans.

usually i get embarrassed for people who get humiliated on television, so much so that i actually have to pause what i’m watching to brace myself for the impact.

but this shit couldn’t have loaded fast enough.

my main concern about this whole thing is how the actual twilight school students of Forks must feel about this whole ordeal. hollywood is glamorizing the alternative accelerated school program for old people and slackers who are 12 credits short of graduating. WHEN WILL THEY TELL THE TRUTH?!