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 +10Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: The Fighter Trailer, You Guys (51 comments)

“Don’t you disrespect her!’

Yeah! Teach us about being polite to women, character in a David O. Russell movie!!

 +6Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: The Fighter Trailer, You Guys (51 comments)

There’s about a 0% chance it’ll be more entertaining though,

 +2Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: The Fighter Trailer, You Guys (51 comments)

Also, in the hundreds of thousands of boxing movies produced prior to and following Rocky Balboa (most of them other Rockys).

 +9Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: The Fighter Trailer, You Guys (51 comments)

That may be so, but can we just point out he seems to starve himself for every role anymore? Like, first it was the Machinist then Rescue Dawn and then he was doing it for Terminator and now this. Relax, Christian Bale. Have a tastykake. You won’t be such a dick.

 +15Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: "Gay Hipster Fight" OR: Babies Wearing Costumes! (130 comments)

 +13Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: "Gay Hipster Fight" OR: Babies Wearing Costumes! (130 comments)

 +33Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: "Gay Hipster Fight" OR: Babies Wearing Costumes! (130 comments)

Baby fights! Show em how it’s done!

She’s actually yelling “Why?” This is taken from the part of the episode where they brought Don Johnson on, hence the head turn/long blink of indifference from the blond in the background.

 +6Posted on Sep 9th, 2010 | re: This Is Your Candidate For Stark County, Ohio, Treasurer: Phil Davison (58 comments)

PS – I was gonna say this guy reminded me of that Chris Farley sketch where he was the motivational speaker. Has anyone else mentioned that yet? I’m the first, right?

 +2Posted on Sep 9th, 2010 | re: This Is Your Candidate For Stark County, Ohio, Treasurer: Phil Davison (58 comments)

This is one of those times where I just saw this somewhere else and ran here to comment, knowing it would have to be up.

 +2Posted on Sep 3rd, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (409 comments)

To Ultimate Frisbee or Not to Ultimate Frisbee

 +22Posted on Aug 31st, 2010 | re: Teen Korner: Disney Blam! Ain't Your Daddy's Toonz (85 comments)

Hey Disney, 1991 called. He told me to tell you to stop.

 +7Posted on Aug 30th, 2010 | re: "Hey, It's Me, Toilet Fan Extreme" (50 comments)

Awww. I’m not saying that if I had had easy access to a digital camera and youtube when I was a kid that I would’ve made videos about toilets, I’m just saying I’m glad that I didn’t have easy access to a digital camera and youtube when I was a kid.

 +9Posted on Aug 30th, 2010 | re: Honey I Shrunk The Kids Role-Playing Partner Needed (22 comments)

Been there, son. Two times!

Also got THE EEYORE’s actual AUTOGRAPH.

 +2Posted on Aug 27th, 2010 | re: Charlie Day Gives Mediocre Interview (29 comments)

Yeah, but why does he have to yell? I guess TBS is spending all their money on Conan, so they can’t afford microphones.

 +3Posted on Aug 27th, 2010 | re: Charlie Day Gives Mediocre Interview (29 comments)

Yeah but its a romcom starring Justin Long’s increasingly unenjoyable to look at face. Everyone else just plays “Sorry you’re girlfriend wanted to see this”

 +4Posted on Aug 27th, 2010 | re: Charlie Day Gives Mediocre Interview (29 comments)

I almost didn’t watch that interview because of all the boohoo. That was pretty funny! I don’t know why Lopez Tonight is shot in a giant warehouse, and I think George Lopez has throat cancer, but the majority of it was about him having movie relations with Jennifer Aniston and about Greenman.

 +4Posted on Aug 27th, 2010 | re: Charlie Day Gives Mediocre Interview (29 comments)

My friend has been saying he’ll see the new Drew Barrymore/ Justin Long movie because he wants to support anything with Charlie in it out of like obligation. I have to pass, but I really would like to see him pop up in some stuff and get out there, just as long as he doesn’t get galifanakized and become omnipresent.

I agree that Rodriguez isn’t particularly talented except arguably on a technical level, but I also don’t think he’s really worth getting riled up over. It’s not like he’s trying to make anything more than popcorn flicks, and I think he would get more credit if his first couple movies hadn’t been fun and fresh in ways he’s been unable to accomplish since. Also, being so closely associated with Tarantino doesn’t help no matter which side you stand on him. But he’s always been a proud Mexican, and his best movies are the three Mariachi ones (even the third, while a ridiculous friggin mess, has good moments and a bunch of good actors/characters, and is a lot better than anything he’s made since). I don’t think he’s so much capitalizing on controversy as going after an issue that’s affecting him on a personal level, and one that everyone would be linking the film to if it didn’t address it. It’s definitely not going to inspire debate, but it might (MIGHT) make your average politically-ignorant/apathetic action fan be less of a racist.

Personally, I’m probably going to actually see this now, and I’d like to see liberals take the b-action movies away from the annoyingly patriotic race-baiters. Maybe the reason “message” movies always suck is because they’re either sappy, preachy crap, pandering to the converted, or misguided attempts to trick people into learning while watching something with explosions. (see: “Green Zone.” Actually, don’t.) The only way to make a good message movie is probably to surround it with cheesy sex and violence.

/thinkingmoreaboutmachetethananyonewhomadeit

The contradictory nature of the character is such a great commentary on the conflict between Lohan’s child star youth with her time-serving present. Hot button!

Not only is it ok, if you don’t want to see this movie just because it’s in theaters and STARS Danny Trejo and Jeff Fahey then…I don’t know. I guess you have better things to do. But seriously! Fahey!

 +34Posted on Aug 25th, 2010 | re: 127 Hours Of Non-Stop Partying, I'm Sure (41 comments)

I don’t see what the big deal is. If my life depended on it, I could easily cut off James Franco’s arm.

 +35Posted on Aug 20th, 2010 | re: That's Your Song: "We've Got To Stop The Mosque At Ground Zero" (192 comments)

It’s also further from: a closer mosque!