Holy shit! It’s one of Robson and Jerome! I had no idea until you said it just there. Wow: he’s way better in Game of Thrones than he was in that shite cover of Unchained Melody

Dermablend seems to be aimed at an interesting demographic – people with 95% of their skin covered in tattoos who also have 4-6 personal makeup artists.

Not only is that a stupid, annoying, fake personality quirk, but Emilie de Ravin delivered it in such a flat, joyless way that it almost became hilarious. She’s like Julia Stiles, another actress who clearly hates acting and thinks it to be dumb.

I came across this movie on tv last night and watched it just to see if it really stinks as bad as Gabe said. OH BOY does it stink. Everything Gabe said, plus it’s horribly, horribly lit and filmed. It looks worse than the average cheap tv show from start to finish. John Cusack phones it in so much it’s an insult to phones (or something). Jeremy Piven and Molly Shannon and her grimace are terrible and charmless and unfunny in the ‘funny best friend’ parts. That douche from Sex and the City is in it playing an over-the-top douche, and he can’t even get that right!

I do kind of love it when a movie introduces a plot point only to completely forget about it, as Gabe spotted with the ‘documentary filmmaker’ line above.

YES. Toy Story 2 is one of the most perfect movies I’ve ever seen. There is not a single wasted line or moment.

I bet a million billion dollars that at some point in the movie, the LED screen in the elevator that shows the floor numbers reads 666.