As a fellow Houstonian, I can proudly say that Ms. Ward Moise speaks for all of us.

Also:

Home: “Mr. Burns, you’re the richest man I know. Way richer than Lenny.”

Mr. Burns: ” Well, Homer, I’d trade it all for a little more.”

So many to choose (CHOO-CHOO-Choose ?) from but this one gets me every time:

Grampa: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” cause that Kaiser had stolen our word “twenty”. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles…

Martin: Dickety? Highly dubious!

Grampa: What’re you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that’s your problem!

These Poochie references have made my day. Thanks!

Woman: “Dude, I dare you to stand up in the middle of the office and start dancing for a minute.”
Man: “And if I do?”
Woman: “I’ll go to McDonald’s tomorrow morning, demand chicken McNuggets and throw a fit if they don’t serve me any.”

One minute later

Woman: “Fuuuuuuck”

Viral Marketing has gotten really dark.

As long as The Overton Window replaces U.S. History books in public schools, I see no problem with this endorsement.

GB 2012! Yes We Can!