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 +12Posted on Nov 4th, 2013 | re: Show Me Your Cute Panda Bear Face! (14 comments)

 +1Posted on Oct 3rd, 2012 | re: Raw Footage Of Mitt Romney Eating Lunch At Chipotle (25 comments)

*nationally-televised. I feel like I let everyone down.

 +16Posted on Oct 3rd, 2012 | re: Raw Footage Of Mitt Romney Eating Lunch At Chipotle (25 comments)

God, how can you not vote for a guy who is ballsy enough to eat at Chipotle the same day as a nationally-television debate? Anus of steel.

 +6Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A (184 comments)

All of this just makes me hungry. Hungry and all-around sad about American political discourse.

 +4Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme - "Girl Work It" (35 comments)

i want to become a matchmaker so i can introduce Krispy Kreme to Kitty Pryde. just to see what happens.

 +1Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme - "Girl Work It" (35 comments)

yep, but with a bit more class consciousness:

 +12Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme - "Girl Work It" (35 comments)

no, because Die Anteword is (1) nothing like this and (2) already white trash, lo-fi, and ironic.

 +20Posted on Oct 8th, 2010 | re: The Third Autumn Jam Of 2010: "Stop Looking At My Moms" -- Astro (28 comments)

Oedipus-core. That is all.

 +18Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Inception Ripped-Off Scrooge McDuck & The Beagle Boys! (104 comments)

to be fair, this could just be like calculus and christopher nolan is newton and scrooge mcduck is leibniz.

 0Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Oprah Rigging Votes Against Zach Anner? (26 comments)

I don’t get the tip nod for this?

<< the saddest monster.

 0Posted on Jun 22nd, 2010 | re: America's Sweetheart, Zach Anner, Continues To Want A TV Show (19 comments)

I think there is some election rigging going on. this hot mess appears to have 200k more votes than zach:

 +11Posted on Jun 14th, 2010 | re: Cageflix (20 comments)

Bad Decision: Port of Call Netflix Queue

 +26Posted on May 7th, 2010 | re: Final Reminder: Mother's Day Is This Sunday! (67 comments)

Seriously, though, what happened to Turner?

 +64Posted on May 4th, 2010 | re: Tila Tequila Is The New Sugar Slam (83 comments)

“it’s my site, so i can get naked if i want” – Gabe

 +30Posted on Jan 22nd, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (58 comments)

I always get Edie Sedgwick and the Edies from Grey Gardens confused. This is a problem only upper-middle class white people have.

 +7Posted on Dec 14th, 2009 | re: What Is The Catchphrase Of The Decade? (162 comments)

Bad boys for life.

 +7Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: Noah Baumbach Is Getting Older Or Something (41 comments)

over on mumblecoregum, they are taking about how greta gerwig has put on some weight.

 +7Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: Top Chef: Angels And Devils And Clowns (29 comments)

Can we talk about how Penn called Padma out for getting balls-deep with some bulls?

 +5Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: You Guys, We Should Buy More Caterpillers. Or Kimbo Slice. Or Something. (17 comments)

and the pepperoni would be… well…. pepperoni!

 0Posted on Sep 11th, 2009 | re: Even The Takers Trailer Seems Photoshopped (64 comments)

and the sad thing is, I bet this movie makes at least a million dollars.

 +10Posted on Sep 8th, 2009 | re: Brief Interviews With Hideous Men Trailer Explains Some Things (37 comments)

me from 7 years ago is really excited about Benjamin Gibbard’s screen debut.

 +1Posted on Sep 4th, 2009 | re: Oh Glenn Beck, You Complete Me (31 comments)

“There was no American architecture in New York or the world” before the Rockefeller Center?
The really story here is how American History has wrong about how people had buildings.

 +11Posted on Aug 10th, 2009 | re: Who Wants To Go See All About Steve Now? (89 comments)

because my girlfriend only knows him as “the guy in the trunk” from the hangover.

 0Posted on Jun 11th, 2009 | re: That's Not A Knife, This Is A Knife. Wait, No, They're All Knives! (40 comments)

i’m pretty sure the guy at the end is a young Joel Bauer.

 0Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Will Ferrell And Jimmy Fallon Give An Audience Member A Makeover (54 comments)

Andy Kaufman’s “I Trusted You” bit?