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Actually, this one might be better:

Saving Face, as you probably know, is the story of a Chinese-American woman dealing with her budding lesbian relationship and how to break it to her mom. Who is a paraplegic? Maybe?

I remember many, many enemas. I think we only rented it because Ferris Bueller was in it. Enemas are so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.
“No more rhyming now, I ask you.”
“Anybody want a cashew?”
Best.
You have won. I’m not even going to bother.
When I first saw this in my reader, I thought it said “Stop Boning Hugh Laurie,” and I was confused.
Roll Bounce is incredible. The kids tell Lil Bow Wow his old, raggedy skates look like they were used by Harriet Tubman! Underground ZINGroad!
Perhaps d.d.c.d. was referring to messing with his/her barbecue, as that is the only explanation I can think of for someone spelling “queue” so bizarrely. The apostrophe is confusing me.
Shipping Jon Hamm from California to my house in Brooklyn costs $577.50 via FedEx, so the lunch almost pays for itself.
(Jon Hamm’s weight was estimated at 175 lbs.)
(Also, I did use 90210 as the “California” ZIP code for example purposes.)
My life is complete now that I’m a Videogum tipster.
I can’t stop watching it.
If you watch the documentary on veoh (which my roommate and I did, with faces agape the whole time), be sure to click on the OTHER documentary about car-fuckers.
One dude rapes the video crew’s SUV.
It’s bonkers.
This. Is. CONSTANCE. The music behind her little tirade was kind of horribly amazing.





















I am so confused about where everything on this show takes place – who lives where and with whom? And why was Serena just, like, straight chillin’ in Blair’s(?) bed after she was supposed to have been arranging flowers? And was the wedding in Queens? I just really need to stop thinking about geography.