She’s in training for the Real House Wives of Da South Bronx.

I think Jeremy London has been watching Season four of Six Feet Under. As far as I’m concerned, nobody, NOBODY, steals David Fisher’s story arc and gets away with it!

This is pretty brilliant. Thanks for upstaging me!

I think it still might be too soon to joke about this…

Other apologies Joe Barton is thinking about making:

“I’m so sorry Nazis that you took all the blame for killing so many Jews, Catholics, homosexuals, gypsies and political dissidents. It is not your fault they were not strong enough to withstand slavery/genocide.”

“Dear September 11 terrorists, I am so sorry the Towers and the Pentagon reacted so spectacularly badly to being bombarded by air craft.”

“Dear Ke$ha, I am so sorry so many people find you scary. It’s not your fault that they have a semblance of taste.”

I’m really glad I had my first kiss waaaaaaaaaaaaaay before watching this video, or else I may never have been able to lose my virginity due to the scenes from this video running through my head whilst attempting to um, get it on.

I felt like Jack’s death was the end in actuality, and I was satisfied with that. And just confused by the subsequent shot. I don’t think the “Island-as-Purgatory” theory makes sense anyhow, because then you’d have two Purgatories: the Island and the sideways timeline. I felt like it was a throwback to the beginning, or, at most, perhaps the Ajira plane, but I wanted it to be addressed none-the-less. It seemed to trip up a lot of people.

Also, did anybody else get a karassvibe, or is it just me?

wait, are we not going to address the real final scene in which we see unknown plane wreckage and are left to wonder about whether it was just a throwback to the pilot, the Ajira plane, or a hint that they all originally died in the Oceanic 815 crash?

Otherwise, the re-cap was tops. I appreciate the Goonies reference: I started reciting the “This Is Our Time Speech” last night during that scene.

It was my favorite line as well. I actually laughed for over a minute (and then I realized the Marriage Ref was on and I turned smile upside down). There’s something so deliciously ridiculous about that ego-bucket playing a pacific islander. “Dude, if I learned Aramaic, I can definitely learn like, three Polynesian dialects for this shoot.”