If you’ve been wondering all season who Sara reminds you of; it’s Eric Cartman. You’re welcome.
What I wanted was his father, Gary Busey, to walk in and catch them, BUT THEN in a turn of events, Busey gets in on the action.
Well, it is what I wanted.
This reminds me of the scene in Rambo 2 where Stallone mumbles “expendable” and the girl with the accent pronounces it better than him. for those who haven’t seen it; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysnmj2YJPzQ
This woman is obviously an American doing a very poor “Chinese” accent. Also, I kind of feel sorry for her; note how she kind of looks down in shame for a millisecond after she mumbles “your economy get very weak.”
“I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Christian, but I am ashamed of doing this commercial.” There’s your funny.
If you listen to his voice it kind of quivers some here and there; I think it’s because he’s a little ashamed and embarrassed that this is what his campaign has resorted to. … Sorry I guess I should say something funny but I just thought I would point that out.
I think this is the first time I’ve heard Jim Carrey referred to as “the Canadian actor.” Interesting, in that it uses the term “Canadian” broadly and the term “actor” loosely.
Tate Taylor: Keeping racism cutesy.
Viggie Viggie Viggie.
How’d it get Spermed? Alright; too much.. I know.. Moth out.
If a train leaves a station going 75 miles an hour headed towards a destination 425 miles away how much money does Ashton Kutcher get to play the conductor?
Let’s all pool our money and see if we can get some grant funding to get Ashton, Keanu Reeves, and Nicolas Cage on the global warming sitch.
Find a warm place to die.
Can’t they just combine The Crow and The A-Team sequel? That way we can finally settle this “worst movie of all time” situation.
The royal wedding; the biggest news no one gives a shit about.
I’ll set em up. You knock em out.
I have a yooj Boehner.
Cool it man. This is serious shit ok. Serious serious shit. He’s serious about this, just in case you didn’t catch him say it.
Uh… Could we back it up to :42 and ask ourselves if he’s wearing a clown tie?
I just for real choked on my coffee laughing out loud at that reply.
Dood, he’s got a lot of common sense though. Like he had the foresight not to go on a wrestling show because he knew he was going to run for president. And by “foresight not to go on” I mean to say that he WENT ON A WRESTLING SHOW!
Melania Trump… I would totally Boehner.
DANNY GLOVER FOR PRESIDENT!
I know a morning show that needs an anchor.