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 +1Posted on Apr 29th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Pain & Gain (40 comments)

Using the term jock was a misstep since I didn’t mean to imply that all sports movies (or the people who play/watch/enjoy sports) are brainless. Bro movies fits better and if I wasn’t supposed to be writing an essay right now I’d look some up, but any Michael Bay would probably fit the bill.

 +11Posted on Apr 29th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Pain & Gain (40 comments)

Damn, I really wanted this movie to be the Tobias Funke of action/crime movies. Hilarious and completely oblivious to how homoerotic it was while still being well-meaning and lovable, but now it seems like another deeply closeted, homophobic jock movie that comes out every other year.

 0Posted on Apr 11th, 2013 | re: God Is Alive In Goldfish┬« Crackers (30 comments)

I once bought my two friends each a piece of pizza. One bit into a screw and the other almost swallowed a washer. I think it was a sign from God never to get gas station pizza ever again.

 0Posted on Apr 1st, 2013 | re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 Premiere Open Thread (56 comments)

Agreed. Though at least his introduction to Dany is the same, with all it’s hissing-manticore-goodness. And we may be out a Belwas but we got a Qyburn, who I expect to see at all.

 0Posted on Apr 1st, 2013 | re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 Premiere Open Thread (56 comments)

Since I can’t upvote you I’ll just have to say “Yes. Yes he is.”
But that’s Sir Bronn of the Blackwater to you.

 0Posted on Mar 22nd, 2013 | re: This Is What Happens When You Have Too Much Fun (38 comments)

Like many children me and my brother my cousin and some friends tried to see just how fast we could spin a merry-go-round, turns out its pretty fast. My cousin decided it be a good idea to grab onto it while at full speed and he was lunched across the playground into a metal fence.
To this day I swear that I saw sparks fly from his shoes as he tried to plant his feet while being slingshoted.

18 seasons and an Adventures of Dunk and Egg miniseries!

I’m just starting season 3 while watching the new episodes as they air, the show may have lost some great characters but it gained Patton Oswalt so I’d call it a fair trade.

I’m so glad to be talking about this series (the books and show) on this site!
But I can’t not point out that while Jon could be Rhaegar’s son the fact that he gets burned in the first book/season gives me some doubts.
Also a friend of mine is convinced that he’s actually the son of Robert and Lyanna, making him one of the older Baratheon bastards.

 +3Posted on Dec 17th, 2012 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite Movies Of 2012 (71 comments)

So I saw Skyfall with my family of Scottish immigrants and I’m sure anyone who has seen the movie knows which scene we all cheered for.

 +5Posted on Dec 11th, 2012 | re: "The Stanley Steamer Variations" Is A Brief Vision Of Hell (43 comments)

You’re telling me I was supposed to watch this with the sound on?

 +1Posted on Dec 11th, 2012 | re: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Is On Netflix Instant! (13 comments)

YES! Now I don’t have to feel bad about watching it online illegally because of Hulu’s bizarre inability to show full episodes.

 +2Posted on Dec 7th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (46 comments)

I was already done to see the Stark Trek sequel even before I knew Benjamin Cumberbatch would be talking all sinister in it.

 +2Posted on Dec 7th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (46 comments)

I’m confused why the Angry Video Game Nerd movie even gets a mention. It’s only audience are the people who watch the guys video game and movie reviews, and while I like his history of horror films series I don’t like his humor enough to watch an hour long version.
“What are all these fucking boxes doing here?” did make me laugh though.

 +2Posted on Dec 7th, 2012 | re: Ugh, Jurassic Prank! (29 comments)

I agree that as pranks go this one is pretty creative and not very mean spirited, pretty much everyone is laughing after their initial shock (except for the dogs who seem legitimately spooked but then my dog has the same reaction to the tide at the beach.)

 +3Posted on Dec 6th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (146 comments)

I’m trying (and failing) to work on presentation for my sociology class after receiving a text from a friend I have a huge crush on, who may or may not have a crush on me as well, saying she wants to talk when I get back from the library. I’m having a weird mix of emotions.

I assume you mean the Gawker comments, like the ass you calls her stupid for having HIV. Just terrible.

 +15Posted on Nov 7th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Donald Trump Vs. Brian Williams (21 comments)

Yeah, if it wasn’t clear that William’s really didn’t want to be talking about Trump at the start of the video his “That happened.” makes it explicit. So much contempt and frustration in just two words.

 +1Posted on Nov 6th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Election Day (47 comments)

I was gonna say he’s big birds aging bodyguard but your’s is so much better.

 +15Posted on Oct 26th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (120 comments)

Super glad my roommates were both asleep so they didn’t see me simultaneously grinning like a buffoon and tearing up during Ben’s proposal!
I THOUGHT ONLY PIXAR FILMS MADE ME DO THAT!

 +1Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (18 comments)

If you told me there would be a remake of “Logan’s Run” I would say:
“No way, Jose.”
If you told me there would be a remake of “Logan’s Run” starring Ryan Gosling I’d say:
“I’m already in the theater, START THE MOVIE!”
Now your telling me that their is going to be a “Logan’s Run” remake starring Ryan Gosling but now he’s not going to be in it. Are you trying to drive me insane?

 +3Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Clark Kent Quits Daily Bugle To Become A Blogger (31 comments)

It really confuses me when mainstream media covers changes in superhero comics as if they haven’t happened before and won’t happen again (I mostly mean stuff like this and when batman/captain america/spider-man/etc died since the introduction of gay superheroes is still kinda new), but it’s weirder when Videogum covers it since obviously people here might care but that’s what we have Comicsalliance for.

 +11Posted on Oct 24th, 2012 | re: Donald Trump's October Surprise Is Here (55 comments)

I really don’t have the energy to research his claim (or really the energy to give a shit about what Trump says) but I’m pretty damn sure none of the “more transparent” presidents have been asked to release this information fucking ever.
All he’s proving with this is he can afford to give away 5 million whenever he wants but obviously wont, hell I doubt he’d even do it if Obama did comply with his ridiculous demands.

 +6Posted on Oct 24th, 2012 | re: Finally, You, Too, Can Eat Garbage Food Like A Troll (48 comments)

A for effort though.
I just checked the full menu and there’s actually “Radagast’s Red Velvet Pancake Puppies” which creates questions like:
Why include such an obscure character on the menu?
And do they think he’s called Radagast the Red?

 +9Posted on Oct 24th, 2012 | re: Finally, You, Too, Can Eat Garbage Food Like A Troll (48 comments)

Radagast the Hash Browns.