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 +25Posted on Jan 19th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Britney Spears (39 comments)

I wonder what her kids think when she speaks to them like that??

Just kidding, Britney Spears never speaks to her children.

 +5Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Show Your Support For Conan O'Brien (81 comments)

I’ll take it.

 +20Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Show Your Support For Conan O'Brien (81 comments)

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I was trying to match Gabe’s enthusiasm.

 +25Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: Will Somoene Please Design A Self-Potato T-Shirt Already? (55 comments)

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 +15Posted on Dec 16th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Pizza Party (153 comments)

Congrats, it looks like you guys had a lot of fun at prom!

 +1Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: The Babies Trailer Is Funnier If You Pretend It's A Prequel (72 comments)

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Baby Faces: The Motion Picture.

 +6Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: Operation Watch This: Pilgrims (30 comments)

I watched about ten minutes of Laguna Beach a few years ago and it was the only time I’ve ever watched one of those shows and it was probably the longest ten minutes of my life. This pretty accurately captured that moment.

(But with pilgrims)

 +1Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: James Franco On General Hospital (26 comments)

My mom read “Soap Digest” and I saw an issue lying around with Franco’s face on the cover and I was like “whaaaaa” and then I read the headline which was something like “WHICH GH LADY WILL END UP WITH FRANCO??” and I was even more confused. Thank you for catching me up on all this without having to actually pick up and open an issue of “Soap Digest”.

 +19Posted on Nov 18th, 2009 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (49 comments)

Great read, Gabe brought almost a Topher Grace enthusiasm and innocence to this blog posting.

 0Posted on Nov 17th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Puddle Of Mudd's "Spaceship" (56 comments)

This is the main thing you should know Puddle of Mudd from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU0rwhPuoEQ

“Ahhh! Nooo, noo!”

 +2Posted on Nov 17th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Puddle Of Mudd's "Spaceship" (56 comments)

We can only hope that in space, no one can hear you guitar solo.

 +19Posted on Nov 17th, 2009 | re: The Twilight: New Moon Premiere: Celebrity Red Carpet! (40 comments)

Fitty loves Taylor Lautner like a fat kid loves Taylor Lautner.

I like this quickly inserted shot at :24 in which one of the booty dancers briefly contemplates the meaning of death

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Before booty dancin some more.

Man, these Eric Wareheim music videos just keep getting weirder and weirder.

 0Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: MTV's Jersey Shore Proves That We Live In The Era Of The Douchebag (100 comments)

(“should”)

 +10Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: MTV's Jersey Shore Proves That We Live In The Era Of The Douchebag (100 comments)

Anyone who has seen “True Life: I Have a Summer Share” shout be very excited about this, as “True Life: I Have a Summer Share” is probably the greatest thing to ever come out of reality tv.

 +1Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: Kick-Ass Looks Kick-Pretty Good! (45 comments)

(Nerd alert!) I haven’t been hugely impressed with the comic but I’ve thought the movie looks pretty entertaining so far. That being said, this trailer is horribly edited and kind of unrepresentative of the comic, which is not so much a fun nerd fantasy. The first time Kick-Ass tries to stop a crime he gets beaten, stabbed, and thrown in front of a speeding car. And the little girl disembowels people with samurai swords. Whoo, violence!

 0Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: Kick-Ass Looks Kick-Pretty Good! (45 comments)

I don’t think the video being posted on myspace is actually a reference to this, but in the comic Kick-Ass has a myspace page where people can ask him for help.

 +3Posted on Nov 10th, 2009 | re: You Crazy For This One, Twitter (49 comments)

This is clearly the next twitter account that should be turned into a tv show:

http://twitter.com/helen_Keller

 +13Posted on Nov 10th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Rapper: Joe Somebody (60 comments)

I bet those piercingly cold, dead eyes come in really handy during instense rap battles.

 +5Posted on Nov 9th, 2009 | re: Vampires Kill People, Not Animals (36 comments)

I can’t wait for PETA’s campaign to convince people not to buy the jewel-encrusted eggs of endangered birds. It’s those little every day things we can all do to make a difference.

 +8Posted on Nov 9th, 2009 | re: The Imaginarium Of Dr. Jim Carrey Dot Com (27 comments)

I have no idea what is going on on my computer screen right now. I’m too scared to click on anything.

(I’m curious as to how Gabe found this. Is this a test of the new “Hey, What’s Up With Jim Carrey’s Website” feature?)

 +5Posted on Nov 9th, 2009 | re: The Carter Documentary Looks Great/:( (43 comments)

This actually happened to me once.

 +8Posted on Nov 9th, 2009 | re: Seth MacFarlane Tired Of Jeff Dunham Getting All The Negative Attention (69 comments)

Well I for one am glad someone is finally skewering deaf people, AIDS sufferers and Holocaust victims.

It’s about damn time.

 +18Posted on Nov 9th, 2009 | re: Seth MacFarlane Tired Of Jeff Dunham Getting All The Negative Attention (69 comments)

Aaron Blitzstein
Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
Artie Johann
Danny Smith
John Viener
Wellesly Wild

I’m pretty sure all of these names are made up.