Yeah, I think hes playing Peter Parker in the Spiderman reboot. He has so much range unlike Tyler Perry who can only do the one character but with different costumes. “I’m crazy!” “I’m crazy but an old man!” “Now I’m crazy but dressed like your fat grandma! You like that don’t you? Gonna do lots of that.”

Freddie is retarded and also he has practiced hackey sack for 10,000 hours. One day he gets on stange and BLOWS OUR FREAKIN MINDS with his hackey sack. A scientist decides to perform an experiment on Freddie to see if she can make him smarter. He becomes so smart. Too smart. He hates that he used to play hackey sack and now that he is so smart he vows to never play hackey sack again. He goes inside the internet and tells her that we will know he has returned when all the phones in the world ring at once. Immediately all the phones start ringing all over the world so we know that he has returned and it is much quicker than we thought it would be. He basically came back right away. Roll Credits.

Because when irony invades our femine hygine ads then nothing is sacred. Real gurrrls want tampons that are manly! Because they can handle it. Any tampon that a man can use a woman can use just as well. These tampons…..no one knows how well they work. Its a mystery. But the comercial says “You’re kinda boring. You don’t do much but you know what, we totally get that. Buy our tampons” and I respect that.

I dunno, as a guy I think its kinda weird that everyone gets all “Ewww” about menstruation. Whatever. I just think the idea that there is something inately gross or embarrassing about “that time of the month” when its really just a natural body function sends a negative message to women about their bodies.

Does anyone know whose butt that is? Just curious if its a famous butt or just a random internet butt. Also: If your butt attracks flies then either its covered in shit or something died in it. Either way you should probably clean it. FYI.

Flip Wilson was a famous famous black commedian in a time where there were not many famous black commedians. He started the cultural comedic premises of a black man playing a sassy black woman by doing it and being really funny at the same time. Remember that the black commedians in question probably grew up watching and wanting to be just like Flip Wilson.

Woof. She is hot and all that but that is one shitty song. It reminds me of how everything else she has ever done is so shitty.