Spencer Pratt’s cowboy hat increases his douchebaggery by 300%!

Oh my lord. How awfully photoshopped is that Dakota Fanning picture? Her red irises are practically popping out of her face.

Not gonna lie, this trailer gave me the heebie jeebies. It probably would have been better off as a documentary or something, though.

So, bottom line, this is just an excessively long tourism commercial.

But they started a fire at 1:25 and now the whole forest is fucked.