I was getting ready to defend this. And then i saw the trailer. I could go into the tragic tale of ‘why i kind of begrudgingly tolerate twilight films mainly because i loved the books before anyone knew them enough to judge me for it’, but nobody cares.

The trailer is bad, and deserves no kind of craze or hype. Pattinsson is waay too pale in that forest scene. They keep changing everything from the book into just fucking stupid. And the acting is just hammy.

Ouch for truefansofthebookwhokeeptryingtolikethestupidfilmadaptations everywhere, ouch.

I have a video of myself just like this in a cupboard somewhere, but i do crosswords instead of flips. The tone is just as self congratulatory though.

Hung; thousands of your potential viewers just died on your face last night.

I dont even get where the yellow car is trying to go, but those creepy hysterical laughing jovial foreign people make me want to be involved in the whole damn scenario so much that I feel scorn towards the yellow car driver anyway.