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 +3Posted on May 13th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Kristen Wiig And Vampire Weekend (17 comments)

“Kelly. The Californians is great.” – ramon santos and myself

 +18Posted on May 7th, 2013 | re: A Few Questions About This Bradley Cooper Haagen Dazs Commercial (25 comments)

I know commercials are stupid, but the 100 year old trope of tricking someone into giving you the product is infuriating. Its Haagen Dazs. Its available almost anywhere. That pint of ice cream is $5. Go to the store and buy it. Your deceitful tactic wasnt really for the ice cream, you can get the ice cream, it was to save 5 dollars. Do you need 5 dollars?

 0Posted on Apr 3rd, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (157 comments)

I didnt even notice them

 0Posted on Apr 2nd, 2013 | re: The Lesson Here Is That Everyone Should Just Be Nice (22 comments)

Nice foley work on the glass breaking

 0Posted on Apr 2nd, 2013 | re: The Lesson Here Is That Everyone Should Just Be Nice (22 comments)

And she looks so sweet in the picture that hit her shitty real self. All the symbolism is meta upon meta

 0Posted on Mar 25th, 2013 | re: Dominic Eats A Ghost Pepper (28 comments)

Go shirt shopping family

Interchangeable hair

 +6Posted on Feb 4th, 2013 | re: Well? So What's Your Favorite Company Now? (64 comments)

 +6Posted on Jan 23rd, 2013 | re: Josh Duhamel Is Hosting The Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, OBVIOUSLY (29 comments)

I always see Tad Hamilton

 +9Posted on Jan 21st, 2013 | re: Sledding FAILs Are Winter's Trampoline Accidents (7 comments)

CLASSIC Birch Tree.

 +14Posted on Jan 10th, 2013 | re: The First Jam Of 2013: Froggy Fresh - "Same Old Kid" (25 comments)

The chorus, I nodded my head to it a little. Help me

 +4Posted on Jan 7th, 2013 | re: Gerard Depardieu Is Mr. Cool Passport (44 comments)

I just finished the sequel (one upper?). I did not like is as much as John Dies at the End. They are both stupid and fun but the first one had a few good twists and a better pace. Still, I recommend the sequel when you finish. It was fun.

 +2Posted on Dec 27th, 2012 | re: Favorite GIFs Of 2012 (34 comments)

My stomach hates Space Jump

 +7Posted on Nov 27th, 2012 | re: Some Highlights From The "Quantum Physics" Section Of Tim Allen's Website (46 comments)

I did love how he shoehorned the “two hours” and “every day” in there. People just wouldn’t understand the question if he said “Why do I go to the gym?”

 +10Posted on Nov 27th, 2012 | re: Some Highlights From The "Quantum Physics" Section Of Tim Allen's Website (46 comments)

I want to go to Tim Allen’s local bookstore where there are only two sections. Philosophy on the left, Other Stuff on the right.

 +4Posted on Nov 20th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Public Transportation Safety Rap Video (10 comments)

Laugh all you want, but if this saves even one life it was worth it. Ok, maybe it isn’t worth one saved life. 20 lives? Would that make this acceptable?

 +8Posted on Jun 13th, 2012 | re: SHOCKING First Look At Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2 (45 comments)

Could Kristen fucking Stewart not be fucking reached for fucking comment about this fucking picture?

 +7Posted on Feb 10th, 2012 | re: Monster's Ball: The Week's Best Comments (67 comments)

This is a very fantastic idea.
“How do you like being ranked Gabe/Kelly?” I will always think when I see this.

 +8Posted on Feb 10th, 2012 | re: Rick Santorum Is An Incredible Asshole, Feb. 10 Edition (58 comments)

Disappointing that he didn’t bring nagging, nose powdering, breaking a nail, etc. Honestly what I was expecting to hear.

 +8Posted on Feb 6th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (247 comments)

What’s that Keira Knightly movie where she comes across as really unlikeable?

 +10Posted on Feb 2nd, 2012 | re: Making Jean Dujardin's Les Infideles Posters Less Crude (32 comments)

Oh. I get it now. They are fucking.

More like the HollyWOOD Issue.
Cause pretty girls give me wood … ya know, a boner. Lucky for me, so do downvotes.

Amazing comment.

 +23Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

So Mark, what if you had been in Germany in 1938?

“If I was in Germany in 1938 with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin of Hitlers palace and then me saying, ‘OK Jews, we’re going to get you out of here on a plane i can apparently land, don’t worry.’”

 +16Posted on Dec 23rd, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Top 50 Comments Of The Year (48 comments)

So theoretically, if I were to come out on the day my child is born, the comment summarizing this day should win this thing next year.