Profile 
mock turtleneck
Website: -
Find Me On:

Latest Comments

Comments

 +7Posted on Feb 10th | re: Monster's Ball: The Week's Best Comments (67 comments)

This is a very fantastic idea.
“How do you like being ranked Gabe/Kelly?” I will always think when I see this.

 +8Posted on Feb 10th | re: Rick Santorum Is An Incredible Asshole, Feb. 10 Edition (58 comments)

Disappointing that he didn’t bring nagging, nose powdering, breaking a nail, etc. Honestly what I was expecting to hear.

 +8Posted on Feb 6th | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (247 comments)

What’s that Keira Knightly movie where she comes across as really unlikeable?

 +10Posted on Feb 2nd | re: Making Jean Dujardin's Les Infideles Posters Less Crude (30 comments)

Oh. I get it now. They are fucking.

More like the HollyWOOD Issue.
Cause pretty girls give me wood … ya know, a boner. Lucky for me, so do downvotes.

Amazing comment.

 +23Posted on Jan 18th | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

So Mark, what if you had been in Germany in 1938?


“If I was in Germany in 1938 with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin of Hitlers palace and then me saying, ‘OK Jews, we’re going to get you out of here on a plane i can apparently land, don’t worry.’”

 +16Posted on Dec 23rd, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Top 50 Comments Of The Year (48 comments)

So theoretically, if I were to come out on the day my child is born, the comment summarizing this day should win this thing next year.

 +4Posted on Dec 23rd, 2011 | re: Oh Great, The Jersey Shore Producers Are Casting A Geek Reality Show (22 comments)

I was thinking of applying, then I remembered that I don’t love science.

 +18Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles (145 comments)

Schindler’s List of a big part of your cultural history if you care at all about that.

 +51Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: BREAKING FART NEWS: WHOOPI GOLDBERG FARTED ON THE VIEW (20 comments)

It was actually Patrick Swayze farting through her from beyond the grave.

 +4Posted on Dec 12th, 2011 | re: The Fear Factor Reboot Drinking Game (31 comments)

Drink every time you check out Joe Rogans hog.

 0Posted on Dec 12th, 2011 | re: Plastic Bag Videobombs Boring Interview (23 comments)

Is this what that movie Baghead was about?

 +6Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: Mom Cat Hugs Kitten And Everyone Cries (30 comments)

Not sure why, but I always assume that things animals do that we take as cute, have some sort of barbaric killer animal instinct that is truly behind it. Like what was really running through that cats mind was that she needed to smother the kitten so it couldn’t breathe that well, thus calming it down so her sleep would be less disturbed.

 +12Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: That's Your Marriage Proposal: World Of Warcraft Marriage Proposal (37 comments)

As awful as that all is, the genuine crying and excitement of the girl was still pretty touching.

 +22Posted on Feb 2nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 46: Honest Taglines (220 comments)

Swordfish: Halle Berry’s breasts are in there

 +26Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: The Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise": TNT Apologizes (37 comments)

“I’m here so you at home know this show is okay for you and you family to watch.”

 +14Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: This Source Code Poster Is Terrible! (68 comments)

Do they still make those pictures where the main image is made up all of smaller images? That might have worked here. Or they could have made it all out of smaller guns… that never doesn’t ever work.

 +42Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: How Jurassic Park Got Velociraptors Wrong (74 comments)

 +3Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt (283 comments)

Very Cunt-ry Strong.

 +5Posted on May 25th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. The Tyra Banks Show (26 comments)

Wow…. this is the worst.

 +13Posted on May 25th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. The Tyra Banks Show (26 comments)

Tank Rabys

 +24Posted on May 25th, 2010 | re: Who Should Play The BP Oil Spill? (71 comments)

Susan B”oil”e (sorry-er)

 +40Posted on May 25th, 2010 | re: Who Should Play The BP Oil Spill? (71 comments)

Tom Crude. (sorry)

 +11Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P. (388 comments)

This article took 4 hours to load on my dial-up Prodigy connection.