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“Kelly. The Californians is great.” – ramon santos and myself
I know commercials are stupid, but the 100 year old trope of tricking someone into giving you the product is infuriating. Its Haagen Dazs. Its available almost anywhere. That pint of ice cream is $5. Go to the store and buy it. Your deceitful tactic wasnt really for the ice cream, you can get the ice cream, it was to save 5 dollars. Do you need 5 dollars?
I didnt even notice them
Nice foley work on the glass breaking
And she looks so sweet in the picture that hit her shitty real self. All the symbolism is meta upon meta
Go shirt shopping family
I always see Tad Hamilton
CLASSIC Birch Tree.
The chorus, I nodded my head to it a little. Help me
I just finished the sequel (one upper?). I did not like is as much as John Dies at the End. They are both stupid and fun but the first one had a few good twists and a better pace. Still, I recommend the sequel when you finish. It was fun.
My stomach hates Space Jump
I did love how he shoehorned the “two hours” and “every day” in there. People just wouldn’t understand the question if he said “Why do I go to the gym?”
I want to go to Tim Allen’s local bookstore where there are only two sections. Philosophy on the left, Other Stuff on the right.
Laugh all you want, but if this saves even one life it was worth it. Ok, maybe it isn’t worth one saved life. 20 lives? Would that make this acceptable?
Could Kristen fucking Stewart not be fucking reached for fucking comment about this fucking picture?
This is a very fantastic idea.
“How do you like being ranked Gabe/Kelly?” I will always think when I see this.
Disappointing that he didn’t bring nagging, nose powdering, breaking a nail, etc. Honestly what I was expecting to hear.
What’s that Keira Knightly movie where she comes across as really unlikeable?
Oh. I get it now. They are fucking.
More like the HollyWOOD Issue.
Cause pretty girls give me wood … ya know, a boner. Lucky for me, so do downvotes.
So Mark, what if you had been in Germany in 1938?
“If I was in Germany in 1938 with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin of Hitlers palace and then me saying, ‘OK Jews, we’re going to get you out of here on a plane i can apparently land, don’t worry.’”
So theoretically, if I were to come out on the day my child is born, the comment summarizing this day should win this thing next year.