You know, in a summer of sequels and reboots, this is looking kind of appealing.

That wasn’t Sayid at the end asking “John?” It was Jin. Not sure how you could confuse those two, but I would have understood if you had mistaken him with a plank of wood or an inanimate doll.

What a fucking joke this is. Conan is too good for NBC, clearly. The Tonight Show is not his style because he is not a 70-year-old man. Even the stuff Jimmy Fallon is doing is much more fun and original than Leno, but then again, we don?t like fun and original. We like watching Jaywalking FOR THE 189472389437th TIME.

You literally took the words out of my mouth. As soon as the lights came up, I said, “That was rapey.” Didn’t help that Jake had to tie that winged animals mouth shut before he could, uh, ride it.

You have to say “jects.” If you say the whole word you’ve wasted precious time that you could be out looking for murderers. (If there were indeed any “jects.”)