i watched season two back in november so it’s a little hazy but i remember the whole season has much more of a soap opera feel than season one. the gossip girl comparison is spot on. am i the only one who doesn’t like bates? he’s always so self-conscious and down on himself. he turns himself into such a doormat! also, it seems like branson and sybil’s whole relationship is centered around a ten minute ride they spent talking about women’s fashions.

you grimey little pimp IS a great line and no one can take away from it’s glory …. BUT my personal favorite mad men line of all time is when the young don draper overshares with a perfect stranger in a perfect way with, “didn’t ya hear? i’m a whore child!”

i’d like to break his heart with a sledgehammer. but i’m biased; i honestly have a painting of vagina dentata hanging in my living room.

eating your own placenta seems a small price to pay for that bod.

i work in a movie theatre and would like to take this opportunity to share my experience with people who come in and ask for tickets to movies that don’t exist. for instance, a 50 year old woman in a fur coat barked at me for a ticket to “my week in maryland.” A man demanded a ticket to the “live action animation” and spent five minutes repeating himself after i tried explaining in many different ways how such a thing does not exist. Another fellow asked to see “Tin Cup”… I won’t even get into how they pronounce the foreign film titles. They usually just say “oh, COME ON, you know what i mean!”

women be shoppin

i can only assume the girlfriend has a somewhat abnormal maternal instinct and can’t help but wonder what will happen if he gets her pregnant with a real baby. that’ll really shake up the family dynamic.

that could easily be achieved by watching the oscars on mute and playing downton abbey in the background.

it’s not going to end with peggy and pete’s grandchildren playing in a kindergarden with sally and glenn’s son when the camera slowly pans to a calendar and a close up will reveal that it’s 9/11. teacher runs in. end of show.

i bet all those models in paris were jealous … most of them only have half their bones showing.

this baby is me in the car. “oh no, katy perry again! turn it off quick!”
five seconds later … “maybe it’s gotten better since then …. no! it’s still making my ears bleed!” and back and forth until it finally ends in a headache and a wash of generic high school memories.

there’s some godawful hand acting going on in this video. “can i get two coffee mugs please?!”

i think ten years from now kids in school won’t brag about sport accomplishments or high test scores, they’ll just gloat about which cute baby video their parents posted of them online. or they’ll all have intense plastic surgery by age five because they’re so humiliated.