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my boyfriend once told me he was taking a quick nap before work in the spare bedroom. then around 3pm i went in there and found him asleep with a winter hat on and the covers pulled up. i tried to shake him awake and was greeted by his snowboard gear and a soccer ball with a cat mask on it … boyfriends be prankin.
oh my goodness! i saw this movie last halloween and it is one of the worst movies i have ever seen! the scariest part about it was seeing the disparity between the careers of kelly mcgillis and tom cruise. he looks exactly the same as he did in top gun and she does not at all resemble charlie!
i had to put on workaholics too! it proved to be too goofy to do any good though.
earrings and a mullet. that baby is making a strong statement!
i don’t think it’s right to excuse people by saying they are “from a different time.” my mom who is 55 used to use that to excuse her mother who is now 90. if people who are thirty years apart can use the same excuse then it falls apart. paula deen is a mother and a grandmother and she’s passing down her intolerance to her children and their children. at my horrible job i’m always going on about freelance people come in sometimes when we don’t have enough staff. one of these guys came in and was telling me about a time when he had a black boss. he said he told his boss “i’m white and you’re black. you can’t tell me what to do.” he also said that he shouldn’t have to do that kind of work because he’s white and not “a slave from the forest.” this coworker was 19 years old. I’m willing to bet he learned his prejudice from a parent or grandparent. i got him fired from our venue for that and i don’t feel bad about it.
i thought ted was pretty brutal with peggy. this was not the first time he treated her that way. twice now he’s led her on, told her what she wanted to hear, made wild promises, and then acted like nothing happened the very next day. heartless.
if it makes you feel any better i finally decided to quit when i was frantically working to organize an event for the following day and my coworker sat on top of the table and said “so did you lose a kilo before you moved here? i was looking on your Facebook (?!?!?!?!) and your old photos make you look (and this is the point where he blew up his cheeks like a blowfish) chubby” and then he laughed uproariously in my face.
i quit my job today!!! and i know i did the right thing because as soon as i did i began smiling
on the e link there’s a few pictures of her shot through a window acting natural wearing only a thong. at first i was all “that’s not natural! no one runs around their house in their panties like that!” and then i immediately did my laundry in front of a bunch of massive windows in my underwear with a towel wrapped around my head. the only difference between courtney stodden and i is i’m wearing grannie panties (with a tampon string hanging out to boot!!!!! you know, because i don’t have to worry about paparazzo)
how are the judges not reacting?! and everyone’s cheering her on just for smiling and saying nonsense sentences! beauty pageants need more heckling.
ooooh i loved this episode! the scene between pete and his mom was heartbreaking! i have always loved pete, even though he’s selfish and rude. he just seems like he wants so badly for someone to appreciate him and it only ever happens for all the wrong reasons. i was rewatching season one with a friend and the way he and peggy are in those episodes is so refreshing. i feel like they could end up together again. like pete said, they do really know each other and now they are both single. although i don’t think it could happen while they’re working for sc&p. i think it would have to be if they were both in different professions because i don’t know if pete’s ego could handle the competition.
i have a feeling sally and don may never talk about what she saw and that it will be one of those things that each character just tries to ignore which would be even more depressing than it becoming a big family scandal.
anyway, i was loving every minute. bob benson, another very lonely and unappreciated man, had some genuine heartbreak coming out of his eyes.
it was thrown away behind my back, but it was thrown away. i also have a disturbingly racist co-worker who keeps asking me to find him on Facebook which I am going to keep neglecting to do until I’ve perfected my “I quit” speech.
oh my day today (yesterday) was not the best.. i recently started working for a catering company which, to my dismay, is nothing like party down. one of the major problems is there are 3 managers and sometimes they all work at once. another problem is i’m one of the only people who speaks fluent english so i can never fully understand what my coworkers need me to do to help. so yesterday one manager put me on break and five minutes into my break the other manager started screaming at me to stop “sitting around eating” and get back to work, throwing away the rest of my food. after 8 hours of being on my feet and only eating half an old scone, my coworker tried to get us actual breaks which got her screamed at. eventually i snuck away to the break room to cry. then i came home and my flatmates cheered me up with pizza, beer, and the sopranos so how can i really complain?
eeeek i can’t stand having lunch with friends who pull out tupperware full of carrots and then say how much they loove carrots …. i mean, come on. every day with the carrots for lunch. then my one friend says to me, “you’re always eating sandwiches!” no shit, it’s lunch! everyone’s eating sandwiches!
Merida – Desperate Housewife of DunBroch.
“…and all he has to show for it is this stuffed banana with dreadlocks.” I almost spit out my coffee. Why was he going double or nothing? You’ve gotta know when to fold em and walk away with your giant dreadlocked banana.
Zach Braff is a poser and a beggar. People should start a kickstarter to film a movie based on that premise. This feels like the equivalent of someone dressing up like a destitute person, asking people for money on the street all day, and then going home to their mansion to throw their earnings in the wishing well that they built by their pool.
i honestly screamed while watching this. but i work in a call center. i think i may have just needed to scream. it can’t be that scary, right?
In the UK the Oscar Pistorius murder case is being handled the same way. All the papers say things like “perhaps he’s being punished enough because the woman he wanted to marry is dead” which makes no sense, because he’s the man who killed her. Everyone is also always talking about what a fallen hero he is … and all they say about Reeva is that she was a model alongside a full page photo of her in her underwear.
i just had a long conversation with an older male friend about how he believes the gender gap in theatre and media no longer exists (as in the ratio of male to female writers/directors is equal) and that women are represented realistically in entertainment. i feel like the fact that this conversation is even happening proves otherwise.
How did none of them think to say: “Well, I’m going to have to go with Wild at Heart because in that film Nicholas Cage is hotter than Georgia asphalt.”
i do like brit marling. there’s something compelling about her. the part where she made everyone start vomiting was pretty great in retrospect.
i love reading movie lists! with beasts and jiro being my favorites. i have to admit, i wasn’t crazy about the master! i just sort of got bored. it’s tricky because i recently moved to london and it’s so much more expensive to go see a movie there. some places charge 24 pounds! which is criminal in my opinion. so anyway having to dish out so much cash to see it might have made me bitter when i was watching. anyway i think it’s my new years resolution to start commenting. p.s. sound of my voice wasn’t great. almost comically bad actually.
the movie mike was watching while the DEA searched his house (i believe) had dialogue that discussed a cop committing suicide. that paired with hank joking about blowing his brains out seemed like some foreshadowing. but that would be upsetting because hank is fantastic. i also think when skylar and walt are dead marie is gonna kidnap that baby and run.
also, it became really clear to me in college how easy a career in comedy would be as a woman. i’d be auditioning for a comedy with, i don’t know, 45 other girls who looked just like me when i’d see the stage manager run out of the room to wake up the boy from the technical theatre department. She’d beg him to pretty please come audition because the only other boys there were the obese english majors who showed up drunk and would inexplicably accuse you of looking at them while they changed in the dressing room. uh oh! bitter woman alert! on a side note, i was recently voted funniest member of my family BY MY MOM! so take that, adam.