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Pirates two AND three. They were just full of fake British accents, slapstick humor, and bullshit dream sequences in place of a plot. They felt as though they were being told by a 10-year old on a sugar high. A six-hour sugar high.
Furthermore, X-Men 3 and Spiderman 3. If you watched The 4400, you’d know that X3 stole their plot, with the “humans versus mutants” and “mutants becoming regular humans” story lines. Spiderman 3 was just horrible all over; there was no need for a third film, besides the fact that we meet Venom. Venom is cool everywhere except in the movie.
Oh god. Worst movie that shouldn’t be on account of its cast: Intolerable Cruelty. Leave it at “intolerable.” George Clooney, Catherine Zeta Jones, and directed by the Coen brothers, it shouldn’t have been as bad as it is. There is no plot. At all. All it is is rich people being rich and trying to out-rich each other. Nothing is good about the movie. Nothing.
Anything starring Keanu Reeves that isn’t the original Matrix deserves a nomination for WMoAT (like Nicolas Cage).
*Ghost Rider:A superhero movie starring an aging actor full of cheesy one-liners.
*Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: An action movie with a much-beloved character starring an aging actor full of cheesy one-liners. And filthy Commies.
Speaking of when we were nine years old, I nominate Star Wars Episode One. And Two. And Three.
Episode One for Jar Jar Binks, Episode Two for George Lucas’ inability to write anything relating to romance, and Episode Three for Hayden Christensen.
Bicentennial Man is highly unwatchable. Besides the fact that all movies trying to depict the future with robots are horrible, besides the fact that none of the actors could actually act, besides the fact that all of its “sentimental” or “touching” bits make me gag, the movie is over two hours long. If you can watch the entire movie in one sitting, whilst sober, you deserve some sort of award.
Also, A.I. was way too long to be any good.
I saw parts of it, and while it is pretty bad, it’s definitely not worst by any means. Any movie with its core of “rich suburbanites treading bad waters” will be terrible.
I’m going to have to suggest Episodes 1-3 of Star Wars again. I can’t choose one, just all three.