I don’t know if this is news to you, facetaco, but racism is actually a bad thing and people SHOULD get riled up about it.
Hahahaha, I thought you were making a clever joke, but that is an actual movie! Wow!
She is drinking bottled water at bed time for the same reason we all do: Because it is hard to drink water from a glass when you are half asleep without spilling it all over your face like a moron. Celebrities! Just like us.
Oh my God, that’s horrifying!
You know what? If it helps them, who cares??? We’re all just trying to get the fuck by. If someone wants to pray, or tweet that they are praying, or write on a dead relative’s wall, then so be it. It’s not hurting me, so why should I stop them? In fact, it’s kind of a dick move to tell them that whatever comfort they get is stupid, when in reality, it’s not my nor anyone else’s business.
This comment made me literally LOL. Well done!
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Ugh, You’re Next looks like it was storyboarded on pinterest and filmed with an instagram filter. The killers are even wearing whimsical animal masks. This bullshit hipster aesthetic has permeated even our mainstream horror movies. It’s no longer edgy and it is time to move on to something new!
“Ryan Lochte is not pretty enough to be *this* dumb.”
We can agree to disagree.
I don’t know. Isn’t anyone else freaked out by the fact that the monkey is squeezing that guy’s windpipe repeatedly? Like he’s trying to kill him but his hands are too small? Just me?
YES! I love it when Gabe lays the smack down! Agreed on all points.
It’s the beginning of a sub-series!
Money Isn’t Everything: Believe Me, I’m a Rich Person
Privilege Isn’t Everything: Believe Me, I’m a White Person
Food Isn’t Everything: Believe Me, I’m Not a Starving Person
Oh my gosh, Vincent Gallo and St. Vincent are my dream cast for Videogum: The Movie!
Hey Llewyn Davis! He could get it “inside” if you know what I’m saying! (Gross. I’m sorry)
That sequel to Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World looks depressing as hell.
I know it is unfashionable, but I seriously cannot stand that guy.
That seems like a cheat to make a normal omelet and then put $800 worth of caviar on it to make it the world’s most expensive. I’m going to start serving the world’s most expensive Caesar salad, which will be a normal Caesar salad topped with several crisp $100 bills.
“What is Words with Friends?” is our generation’s “I don’t have a TV”
Yeah, but what about the extra orange soda and the extra chocolate milk?
No joke, I love it when Gabe walks down memory lane. The only thing that would make it better is if he tells a story about college that involves balancing many tiny glasses of various beverages on his tray in the dining hall. It gets me every time because 1) every single guy in my college’s dining hall had no less than 4 tiny glasses on his tray at all times 2) I felt like a crazy person because I was the only one who noticed this. Why do you need so many drinks???
I really love your dog