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I agree on the awkward tone and the muddled message.
I kind of feel like the strong defenders of the movie are giving it too much credit–or at least reading more into it than I think Cronenberg ever earned.
“Hey, Thomas! Set the pizza party… on… there.”
I got a wicked case of the Church Giggles and almost got kicked out of the theater at A History of Violence during the scene that featured the Cheerleader 69ing.
In retrospect, I kind of wish I had been ejected so that I could’ve saved myself from watching the rest of that goddamn movie. (THIS WAS MY SUBTLE NOMINATION FOR A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE. THANK YOU.)
When you look like I do, it’s hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
I need to read more Teen Korner, I guess, because it took her saying “Balieber” three times before I figured out that she didn’t just have a weird speech impedement.
I also like the gem: “I’m sick of your shit!” followed by “Ten minutes ago I didn’t know who you are.”
That is pretty fast to tire of anyone’s shit, so she may have a point.
I’m on logic overload here!
“I don’t care if you don’t like Justin.” Yes, clearly you DO NOT CARE in the least.
“I’m not a mean person… I will hit you over the head with a full wine bottle, cork and all.”
I work at a restaurant and we catered a wedding a couple of weeks ago (think Party Down with the illusion of class). Towards the end, one of the guests and his date walked up to where some of us workers were standing and he thanked us and told us that he had a great time.
His date immediately pulled him back and loudly says, “WHY are you THANKING them? They’re getting PAID.” And she stomped off.
I almost turned into Chicken McNugget Lady right then, but somehow resisted.
How about the rapper with the level 10 lisp that named himself Anybody Killa (“The Hatchet Man”)?
Not only have I heard of 10 of the acts that are playing, I also actually like about 3 of them. Is this the point of the movie where I realize that I am Tyler Durden?
I’m really glad you didn’t post a .gif of him having sex with Cordelia. I still have nightmares about that scene.
I don’t know how Max got involved in my mind (I meant Gabe #1 and/or Gabe #2) but Max can do it, too!
I think we need some Gabe and/or Max Buffy features, STAT
OH MY GOD REMEMBER WILLOW COMMENTING ON VAMP WILLOW: “I THINK I’M KINDA GAY” AND WHEN SPIKE SAYS TO BUFFY: “I SAVE YOU EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS” AND WHEN ANYA SAYS TO XANDER: “THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IN COMMON IS WE BOTH LIKE YOUR PENIS” AND EEEEEE!!!!
Thanks to Netflix, I watched all 7 seasons of Buffy in a month and a half. That’s 144 episodes at 43 minutes each in about 45 days, which equals CRAZY.
Did anybody else see Ke$ha’s dancing spaceman and immediately think of the Great Dancing Pumpkinhead?
I am so hot right now
It was spektackulah!
Watch out, Zero Cool could be hacking you right now for saying that (rollerblades aren’t cheap).
Mess with the best, die like the rest.
Worlds are colliding!
In Europe it’s Kilometers Davis.
Yeah, I would remember Dawson getting hit because that would be rewarding television.
Here goes: Pacey tells Dawson that he sucks at basketball, so Dawson throws the ball at Pacey and breaks his nose (again, douchehat). Subsequently, the cheerleaders take care of Pacey and he, in turn, gets “excited” and jerks off in the bathroom, only to get caught by a teacher and then he is given detention. The end. For real.
I was debating keeping this to myself to avoid embarrassment, but Dawson actually throws the basketball at Pacey and breaks Pacey’s nose (because Dawson was a douchehat).
[miss e blows her brains out because she's 26 and knows that]
I went to her concert a few years ago and during one of her dances, her nipple slipped out (of which I unintentionally took a picture of, praise Jesus) and the gay man next to me screamed, “Damn, that titty came OUT!” at the top of his lungs.
I guess the people in that video have a better story than I do now. Well, shit.