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 +4Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: A History Of Violence (236 comments)

I agree on the awkward tone and the muddled message.

I kind of feel like the strong defenders of the movie are giving it too much credit–or at least reading more into it than I think Cronenberg ever earned.

“Hey, Thomas! Set the pizza party… on… there.”

 +3Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie: Next Round Announcements (204 comments)

I got a wicked case of the Church Giggles and almost got kicked out of the theater at A History of Violence during the scene that featured the Cheerleader 69ing.

In retrospect, I kind of wish I had been ejected so that I could’ve saved myself from watching the rest of that goddamn movie. (THIS WAS MY SUBTLE NOMINATION FOR A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE. THANK YOU.)

 +11Posted on Sep 17th, 2010 | re: Oprah-fy Yourself (68 comments)

When you look like I do, it’s hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

 +17Posted on Sep 1st, 2010 | re: Sidney Dalton Tore Down Justin Bieber Posters (80 comments)

I need to read more Teen Korner, I guess, because it took her saying “Balieber” three times before I figured out that she didn’t just have a weird speech impedement.

 +46Posted on Sep 1st, 2010 | re: Sidney Dalton Tore Down Justin Bieber Posters (80 comments)

I also like the gem: “I’m sick of your shit!” followed by “Ten minutes ago I didn’t know who you are.”

That is pretty fast to tire of anyone’s shit, so she may have a point.

 +40Posted on Sep 1st, 2010 | re: Sidney Dalton Tore Down Justin Bieber Posters (80 comments)

I’m on logic overload here!

“I don’t care if you don’t like Justin.” Yes, clearly you DO NOT CARE in the least.

“I’m not a mean person… I will hit you over the head with a full wine bottle, cork and all.”

 +27Posted on Aug 10th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Woman Freaking Out About Chicken McNuggets (104 comments)

I work at a restaurant and we catered a wedding a couple of weeks ago (think Party Down with the illusion of class). Towards the end, one of the guests and his date walked up to where some of us workers were standing and he thanked us and told us that he had a great time.

His date immediately pulled him back and loudly says, “WHY are you THANKING them? They’re getting PAID.” And she stomped off.

I almost turned into Chicken McNugget Lady right then, but somehow resisted.

 +3Posted on Jul 19th, 2010 | re: The 11th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos 17 Minute-Long Infomercial (132 comments)

How about the rapper with the level 10 lisp that named himself Anybody Killa (“The Hatchet Man”)?

 +28Posted on Jul 19th, 2010 | re: The 11th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos 17 Minute-Long Infomercial (132 comments)

Not only have I heard of 10 of the acts that are playing, I also actually like about 3 of them. Is this the point of the movie where I realize that I am Tyler Durden?

 +13Posted on Jul 8th, 2010 | re: The 2010 Emmy Award Nominees (97 comments)

I’m really glad you didn’t post a .gif of him having sex with Cordelia. I still have nightmares about that scene.

 +2Posted on May 22nd, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (134 comments)

BUFFY NERDGASM!

 +1Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: GLEE S01E19: An Open HellMouth Kiss from Heaven (80 comments)

I don’t know how Max got involved in my mind (I meant Gabe #1 and/or Gabe #2) but Max can do it, too!

 0Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: GLEE S01E19: An Open HellMouth Kiss from Heaven (80 comments)

I think we need some Gabe and/or Max Buffy features, STAT

 +7Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: GLEE S01E19: An Open HellMouth Kiss from Heaven (80 comments)

OH MY GOD REMEMBER WILLOW COMMENTING ON VAMP WILLOW: “I THINK I’M KINDA GAY” AND WHEN SPIKE SAYS TO BUFFY: “I SAVE YOU EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS” AND WHEN ANYA SAYS TO XANDER: “THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IN COMMON IS WE BOTH LIKE YOUR PENIS” AND EEEEEE!!!!

 +19Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: GLEE S01E19: An Open HellMouth Kiss from Heaven (80 comments)

Thanks to Netflix, I watched all 7 seasons of Buffy in a month and a half. That’s 144 episodes at 43 minutes each in about 45 days, which equals CRAZY.

 +13Posted on Apr 20th, 2010 | re: What We Talk About When We Talk About What We Missed Over The Weekend (76 comments)

Did anybody else see Ke$ha’s dancing spaceman and immediately think of the Great Dancing Pumpkinhead?

 +13Posted on Apr 12th, 2010 | re: This Nerd Is The Final Boss Of Nerds And He Cannot Be Defeated (81 comments)

I am so hot right now

 +3Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Kiely Williams Just Says What We're All Nightmaring (92 comments)

It was spektackulah!

 +4Posted on Apr 6th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Down To You (265 comments)

Watch out, Zero Cool could be hacking you right now for saying that (rollerblades aren’t cheap).

Mess with the best, die like the rest.

 0Posted on Apr 5th, 2010 | re: Juggalo Teen Hunger Force (35 comments)

Worlds are colliding!

 +36Posted on Apr 5th, 2010 | re: Nicolas Cage Is The New Terrence Howard (69 comments)

In Europe it’s Kilometers Davis.

 +2Posted on Apr 3rd, 2010 | re: The Nostalgic "1985" Opening Credits From Last Night's Fringe (46 comments)

Yeah, I would remember Dawson getting hit because that would be rewarding television.

Here goes: Pacey tells Dawson that he sucks at basketball, so Dawson throws the ball at Pacey and breaks his nose (again, douchehat). Subsequently, the cheerleaders take care of Pacey and he, in turn, gets “excited” and jerks off in the bathroom, only to get caught by a teacher and then he is given detention. The end. For real.

 +10Posted on Apr 2nd, 2010 | re: The Nostalgic "1985" Opening Credits From Last Night's Fringe (46 comments)

I was debating keeping this to myself to avoid embarrassment, but Dawson actually throws the basketball at Pacey and breaks Pacey’s nose (because Dawson was a douchehat).

[miss e blows her brains out because she's 26 and knows that]

 +20Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: Erykah Badu Is The Magic Bullet (42 comments)

I went to her concert a few years ago and during one of her dances, her nipple slipped out (of which I unintentionally took a picture of, praise Jesus) and the gay man next to me screamed, “Damn, that titty came OUT!” at the top of his lungs.

I guess the people in that video have a better story than I do now. Well, shit.