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 +3Posted on Sep 7th, 2012 | re: What Should J.J. Abrams' Robot Buddy Cop Show Be Called? (56 comments)

The New Normal

 0Posted on Jul 25th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (10 comments)

I passed Joffrey in the street a couple of weeks ago and successfully resisted the urge to slap his face. He is very tall and super skinny which means the rest of the cast of Game of Thrones must be actual giants.

 +3Posted on Jul 23rd, 2012 | re: Keep Your Fingers Crossed For This Jumanji Reboot! (21 comments)

Didn’t John Favreau remake Jumanji already? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0406375/

 +15Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: Girl Doing 150 Pokemon Voices Versus Descartes (25 comments)

Nietzachu

 +3Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: Girl Doing 150 Pokemon Voices Versus Descartes (25 comments)

As a person with a BA in Philosophy (ladies) I can state that Gabe is 100% correct about Descartes. Seriously pre-20th century philosophers, enough with the god stuff

 +11Posted on Feb 2nd, 2012 | re: Perfect George Clooney Look-Alike Heading To The Oscars (35 comments)

Also, the guy on the right could for reals win a Richard Dawkins lookalike contest.

 +18Posted on Feb 2nd, 2012 | re: Perfect George Clooney Look-Alike Heading To The Oscars (35 comments)

He has the most Irish head I’ve ever seen.

 +1Posted on Jan 19th, 2012 | re: Mr. "My Video For Briona" Gets His First Interview, Baby Girls (7 comments)

Roz and Mocha make me more uncomfortable than that kid.

 +1Posted on Dec 6th, 2011 | re: Who Should Play Young Jesus In The Young Jesus Movie?! (71 comments)

Paz De La Huerta

 +11Posted on Nov 30th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (26 comments)

So… do you think those piano keys were made from real ivory? Awkward…

 +5Posted on Oct 4th, 2011 | re: How Is Texts From Last Night Going To Be A TV Show? (28 comments)

The theme song will definitely be Last Friday Night by Katy Perry right? There’s no way that that’s NOT going to happen.

Also, this is so simple. Observe:

40 strangers wake up on a mysterious island. They all have a confusing text from last night on their phones. They must work together to work out who sent the messages. At the end of season one it turns out the messages were sent from a hatch, maybe there’s a polar bear. When it gets cancelled, it turns out it was a corporate bonding exercise gone wrong.

Send me all the money please.

That book was called “Bad Twin”, just sayin’

Ha ha ha, nice try Damon Lindelof. We all know you knew what you were doing all along. Nice try though.

Hey you guys, hey, hey, they should get Fred Durst to cameo and then he does something heroic and someone says “Hey Fred, why did you do that heroic thing?” and he can say “I did it all for the Tookie.”

Maybe Wes Borland could be there somewhere as well, I dunno.

 +2Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: Goop Reader Survey (20 comments)

I lied about my occupation so that Gwyneth wouldn’t think I was a nerd. #sighgum

 +9Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: A Fake Interview With Daniel Radcliffe (31 comments)

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are getting hit in the head by The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde.

 +4Posted on Jul 7th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 56: Antagonist Movies (117 comments)

Vertigo – I hired you to follow my wife, what the fuck is this shit?

 +12Posted on Jul 7th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 56: Antagonist Movies (117 comments)

The Terminator – Well-meaning robot attempts to bring peace to his war-torn home using time travel

 +3Posted on Jul 7th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 56: Antagonist Movies (117 comments)

Annie Hall – Hi, I’m Paul Simon.

 +3Posted on Jul 7th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 56: Antagonist Movies (117 comments)

The Big Lebowski – hippy ruins fucking everything.

 +12Posted on Jul 7th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 56: Antagonist Movies (117 comments)

Ghostbusters – Finite beings thwart ancient prophecy

 +2Posted on May 12th, 2011 | re: Supercut of Donald Glover Crying is Just the Best (45 comments)

I want to be Donald Glover when I grow up.

Terrifying Man Terrifies Terrifingly

Also, there was a flash mob on Glee like, forever ago, you guys.

 +22Posted on Feb 2nd, 2011 | re: Bill O'Reilly Would Like To Know Where The Moon Came From, Please (85 comments)

“Thanks for the tip minifigs” – Gabe.
“You’re welcome” – me.