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 +4Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 16 (264 comments)

Pug-Drunk Love
Bill & Teddy Bear’s Excellent Adventure

 +12Posted on Dec 8th, 2009 | re: The Jersey Shore Nickname Generator (Back On-Line!) (113 comments)

“The Appointment”


 +7Posted on Nov 19th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: Now Wut? (46 comments)

What you need to know about this movie’s producer, Adam Shankman, according to Wikipedia: “He is Brendan Fraser’s exclusive choreographer.”

EXCLUSIVE. So quit sending those resumes now, please. Though, whether those moves are of the “dance” or “terrible career” variety is unclear.

 +11Posted on Oct 27th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 10 (467 comments)

Space Yam
Sew (I-VI)

 +6Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (86 comments)

Katie Cassidy is Muppet Baby Heather Locklear on Melrose Place. Thanks, Julie Klausner!

please tell me someone else noticed that he wrote out a dedication on his skateboard to himself. if only i could make out the end of “…what i am today, a multi-talented…” WHAT?!

 +1Posted on Aug 17th, 2009 | re: Finally, A Gwyneth Paltrow Roast Chicken Parody Video (26 comments)

BOOM! Roasted.

 +30Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: A Brave California Woman Solves All The Problems (66 comments)

While I was watching, all I could think of was this prophetic comic depicting this girl’s career path:

 +36Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 | re: Meet You At The Food Court Of My Memories! (36 comments)

 +10Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! (221 comments)

well, that didnt work out. i guess i still need someone to teach me technology.

 +7Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! (221 comments)

lindsay: just wanted to add my voice to the throng. as someone who DOES work for a blog that is populated by bots and trolls, i can’t tell you how much your (key word here:) quality work improved my work day, every day. on days when living a the bottom of the barrel got un-barrel-able, you (and your devoted followers) reminded me that intelligent interaction with an internet community was possible. and sustainable! and for that, i am genuinely grateful.

in honor of our mutual love (haters to the left) of HIMYM, and my complex emotions: [IMG][/IMG]

 +8Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase (210 comments)

after reading the 8th or so take on “whoa! – joey lawrence,” i started fantasizing that they were all just the different versions he tried out in his friends’ high school yearbooks. you know, mixin’ it up. because you know that’s about as much as he’d be willing to write.

“WHOA!” HAGS! — Joey

 +6Posted on Jun 12th, 2009 | re: What Is Your Gwyneth Paltrow Name? (95 comments)


 +4Posted on Jun 11th, 2009 | re: What Is Your Gwyneth Paltrow Name? (95 comments)

Ambrosial Nutmeghan

 +4Posted on Jun 2nd, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Guy (68 comments)

my boyfriend’s research for his combined senior thesis in religion and communication is going really well.

 +6Posted on Jun 1st, 2009 | re: The TWSS Archives: Southwest Airlines Commercial (5 comments)

“that’s what she said.” or, in this case, “that weird southwest slogan.”

 +15Posted on May 26th, 2009 | re: Let's Play An Excting Round Of "What's Even Left At This Point?" (113 comments)

E.T., (and if you count movies that already sort of bastardized themselves in sequels) the original Neverending Story and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

If Christopher Mintz-Plasse ends up in anything Ernest or Pee Wee related, I’m gonna :( all over this place.

 +5Posted on May 20th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Nosferatu Dances To Lady Gaga (46 comments)

we had to have a talk when he sent me his buffalo bill dance video.

 +8Posted on May 5th, 2009 | re: Lil Kim Is On The Cutting Edge Of 2003 Internet Culture (31 comments)

guess who is sad that she knows who derek hough is/knows who lil kim’s dancing with the stars partner is/noticed that lil kim put her dancing with the stars partner derek hough in this video?

 +13Posted on Apr 16th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 2 (292 comments)

A Christmas Story: Child lobbies for right to bear arms.
Wayne’s World: Funny white guy gets hot Asian girlfriend.
Sixteen Candles: Horrible family forgets daughter on birthday.
Home Alone: Horrible family forgets son on Christmas.

 -2Posted on Apr 7th, 2009 | re: Surely There Is An Even Worse Crank 2 Tagline (30 comments)

i judge you for misspelling “judgment.” and also for making no sense.

 +7Posted on Mar 20th, 2009 | re: Click. Flash. Wow: Lindsay Lohan Is A Robot (16 comments)

for narniaaaaaa!

 +22Posted on Mar 20th, 2009 | re: Friday Fight: Is Kristen Stewart A Bitch? (68 comments)

i went to college with a guy whom everyone thought was a huge dick (or always stoned) because he showed the same signs that kristen stewart shows in these interviews: disinterest, slowed thinking, fatigue. turns out he had hypothyroidism. so… that’s on the table, the whole glandular thing. luckily, it worked for her in twilight, when her job was to be a lifeless sack of this makes no sense.

is it really an “inside joke” if they show you that entire scene between john lithgow and harry in the first half of the episode, and then use all the same angles, music, and dialogue?